This website, and all pages within this website, and all videos, tape recordings, podcasts, and other materials including photographic images and captions, offer, disseminate, convey and represent our opinions, hunches, suspicions, best recollections and editorial views.
Where are all the old RSS Feed podcasts?
We Kilt 'Em on August 22, 2023.
Why? People increasingly wanted video, not just audio, and our content was leaning more and more toward video anyway. RSS is dying on the vine globally and has been for a decade. It lived its life and has been largely usurped by different and better mediums and networks. The old days of huddling around the radio in the evenings to listen to scratchy AM episodes of The Green Hornet were fun, but they're gone. Sometimes you just have to bury the dead and move on.
Punk anyone on Earth, in ways you can't even imagine.
AND THEY'LL FALL FOR IT EVERY SINGLE TIME!
Note: We see that some new pod casters are trying to get as close as possible to our trademarked name without actually opening themselves up to a lawsuit. Maybe they've crossed the line already. They're mixing and matching words together in different orders, like "alien" and "probe" and "anal". We'll send the data off to the lawyers to see if they have already created brand confusion. Ya just gotta wonder why people can NOT come up with their own material and names. Ya just gotta wonder.
Debauched & Obnoxiously Irreverent Fireside Discussions of CLAIMED Alien Interactions and the Phenomenon of Probing, designed to embarrass and scare as many women, children, and cats as possible in about 30-90 minutes.
Informally, lazily .... we explore as many extraterrestrial humanoid interaction reports (i.e. drunken claims) as we can fit into roughly 30-90 minutes, which purport to describe interactions with alien "somethings" from......"somewhere".
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LGBTQ is MORE than welcome (we're from Thailand for God's sake).
But--
This page is Positively NOT for Helpless Snowflakes or The Terminally Woke! Seriously; Go away. You'll only melt-down, convulse, ejaculate spontaneously, spewing green spittle and foamy blue brain matter out your ears and urethra (yes, yes, even Snowflakes have one) and need to be hospitalized (or put down like a lame old horse). Remember what happened in "Mars Attacks".
We really aren't joking;
The woke and politically correct will NOT be happy here and that's by design.
The "Sands of Credibility Bucket"
We analyze reports and quantify their credibility by dropping small amounts of sand into a bucket. The cat sometimes contributes.
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Frankenberry the Terrible
Once and for all,
Are aliens real?
These podcasts are about exploring
the possibility that creepy aliens
from other than Washington D.C. exist.
Simple as that (but not so simple).
The approach is no-nonsense (ok, ok, some
nonsense), but absolutely woo-woo-free.
We are not "easy believers"!
We cover as many reports as possible in
about an hour. Then we grade each report.
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Most recordings contain a good deal of swearing. Why? Because we like it. Honestly, I was captain of a rescue tug for many years and also a commercial diver; I worked every kind of rough job from Federal undercover law enforcement to cowboy to "enforcer" to logger to commercial fisherman to EMT to firefighter and many more. That was an "active" life and swearing was used for emphasis, because lots of life and death situations need to be punctuated by loud, blunt commands, instantly, to avoid death and/or dismemberment, and swearing helped make urgent points. Later tapes contain not so much profanity, and a few even contain none. But in the end, swearing is sometimes fun, so, if you're a delicate snowflake, these aren't for you. Hell, if you're a woke delicate snowflake, real life on this earth probably ain't for you.
2023 marked the end of another 'round the world trip for me (2.5 times now). I have truly seen the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly -- mostly the Bad and Ugly. Eastern Europe and Ukraine were raw. Cold, austere, boring. Even after ten years in the backwaters of SE Asia, eastern Europe was somewhat shocking. Ukraine is at war currently, which is why I was in the region, but the rest of the region has no excuse. Anyway, I had been "off the air" for most of a year. It was weird coming back to this. Now it's feeling more comfortable (spring 2023).
You'll note that there is no way to comment here. These are still for family and friends, just minus the personal family references now. In this regard we're much like Joe Rogan: Post and Drop. That's his strategy and now ours. It means post what you want to post and immediately drop the phone.
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We have gained revenue from these and from other related speaking engagements (inserted advertisements and product reviews, mostly), so the AlienAnalProbe.com(TM) domain and trademark are legally validated, as is StockPhotosWorldwide.com from photography sales. But any future commercial use is neither solicited nor sought.
HOWEVER!!
Want us to find a way to work your product into an alien report?
We've done that a few times and it's fun.
We do enjoy doing "product reviews" on occasion. We'll mix those into the alien narratives and we'll be brutally honest. If your product, like these alien reports, survives our anal-retentive, foul-mouthed nitpicking, you'll know you've got a truly good item or service. We also review websites. Most fail under our scrutiny; don't feel bad. We don't charge for this because we will ONLY cherry pick things we think would be fun to review, or products we find interesting, or websites we find potentially useful. We don't need the money. We do need the fun. Hit us with product review ideas.
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Got a truly fun idea for a full podcast of some type? Hit us with that too, but it better be great. If you don't know how to contact us, then you don't deserve to contact us (amazingly, we often end up receiving messages from people who say so and so tried for MONTHS to contact us but couldn't and so THEY decided to try using -- wait for it -- our contact link above and wow! It worked! Can you believe it?!
Again: These are 99.99% just for fun and for our own education, since orating a case out loud evokes a much different assessment of that case than does merely reading it to oneself. I find that odd.
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Here's the actual text of our channel description on YouTube (now discontinued):
"Why don't we host more content on YouTube? We'd love to. -If YouTube wasn't insane. We have many friends who have built businesses on YouTube content and have had the rug pulled out from under them again and again and again by YouTube. Also, many years ago we lost a registered trademark because YouTubers were blatantly infringing it (using it mercilessly, many times per day) and YouTube flatly refused to remove their content. Additionally, we've watched YouTubers struggle mightily to endlessly adjust and tweak their content to conform to YouTube's nebulous, capricious censorship policies, always terrified that any innocuous utterance could be taken by the Snowflakes at YouTube as a TOS affront and jerk their content. It happens daily, probably hundreds of times per minute. So, again, why do we have only the barest token presence on YouTube? Those are just the first few reasons why, of many. Fortunately, we have the financial freedom to just say no to YouTube. Go to AlienAnalProbe.Com or a host of other websites for ALL our content." Note: --- IMAGINE OUR CHAGRIN, SINCE AS OF LATE 2023, DUE TO THE POPULARITY OF OUR CONTENT OUTSTRIPPING THE CAPABILITIES OF OUR SERVERS, WE NOW HOST ON YOUTUBE AND WE TRULY HATE THAT!
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Alien Books Below!
Lions and Tigers and Bears, oh my!
The following two books are "alien related".
I am posting 50% (the first halves) of each book here.
They were on sale years ago, but honestly, it just became too much trouble to keep up with it all. I pulled all books from all markets some time ago. Amazon (Scamazon) was the worst to deal with and I honestly believe they simply cheated me. I see numerous lawsuits being plotted, filed, or actively engaged in for exactly that claim, against Scamazon, by other unfortunate
suckers(oops authors.)A few lifetimes ago I had a literary agent in NYC named Richard Curtis. Richard wrote a book titled, "How to be Your Own Literary Agent". --Great book exposing the disgusting, sticky, slimy, reeking, feces-slathered underbelly of the world's book publishing industry. I felt Scamazon was right there leading the charge into Hell even decades after Richard bravely published his book. In the publishing industry I experienced almost everything Richard warned readers about, but in the late century, publishers became even nastier, sneakier, and more dishonest. I learned and I bailed. Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas. And parasites. Inside and out.
If your need for a quiet, honorable, stress-free and logical life is great, then avoid ANYTHING that puts you in the clutches of master scammers (publishers of all kinds). Just say no. Do like Tolkien did -- write for your family and friends and no one else.
If, on the other hand, your need for glitzy public adoration and fame and money (Hollyweird, anyone?) is the driving force of your psyche, then by all means, you should dive deep into the business of formally publishing and selling your thoughts. You'll learn so, so much -- more than you want to.
I believe Jeff Bezos is a crook and a thief. Period. And although he may be the worst offender, I know of NO book publisher, whether in the realm of tangible products (printed materials) or ebooks, that I'd allow in my home for biscuits and tea. Eff 'em all.
Writing a book is only a very small part of the process of selling a book. I refused to do public appearances; I refused to promote on so-called "social media". I refuse to have a Farcebook (Facebook) account. I am a loner and a recluse. I don't WANT to be famous. I don't even want to be known except to the silly, hammy mutts in my village in SE Asia (who bite everyone but me) and the kids. Long live the kids.
Yes, there is money in writing, but it's far and vastly outweighed by the BS and the little pieces of your soul and moral code you'll have to sacrifice which are required to keep the flow going and I simply won't do it. I'm not rich, but I have "enough" money to last me through this lifetime. My needs and wants aren't extravagant. My needs and wants for quiet and peace and solitude and a reasonable, honest, honorable, logical lifestyle greatly outweigh my needs for money. I once lived in a dirt-floor cabin in northern Canada that was 450 miles (no misprint) from the nearest dirt road. That wasn't far enough and people still came to annoy me. I've had great sums of money from numerous endeavors throughout my life. As a commercial diver I made, on some jobs, $2600 per hour (again no misprint) in the 1970's. I loved the work. The money was little more than a headache and a grand, irritating distraction. I learned that I was always to one degree or another less happy, proportionate to the amount of money I had.
Here are the two books, shown as the first 50% of each one. I don't know what I'll ever do with them. Probably nothing. It's an absolute and guaranteed fact that if I post the whole books, miscreants (thieves) by the hundreds will simply steal the text and put their own names on it. It has happened far too many times before. Hell, they'll do that anyway, and I'll find them and sue them as I have in the past, but they won't do that in as great a numbers if they only have half the book. I don't need nor want the headaches. My books were always very well received with the lowest review ever posted being four stars. That is worth far more to me than any paycheck.
Enjoy these snippets if you can. Maybe someday I'll post the second halves of them. Or maybe I won't. I don't want the attention at all. I like to entertain people. But I am sick to bloody effing death of being stolen from, copied and scammed. That's the Millennial Way nowadays and Homey say no mo'..
The first book below is a discussion of aliens, much like the tapes, above are.
The book after that is a purely fictional alien-type novel. There is actually a sequel to it, but I don't have the interest at present to put it out there in any way.
eBooks:
Aliens and Ghoulies
Planet Farmers
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ALIEN ULTRASOUNDS AND SONOGRAMS!