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What's the history behind
AlienAnalProbe.com™?
We picked up that domain on a lark
decades ago. We had no idea what to do
with it; it just sounded clever. It
knocked around in a drawer, unused,
for years. And we finally let it lapse.
We noticed years later that someone had
picked it up and we wished them good luck.
They messed around with it for a few more
years, doing whatever with it, and they also
let it lapse.
Sometime later we saw that it
was available so, in a weak moment, we
picked it up again. And again it languished
with no purpose whatsoever. We let it expire
again.
Then someone else bought it and did
whatever with it -- we see old links and
references to porn sites and whatnot,
using that domain. Eventually that new
owner let it expire YET AGAIN, and we eventually
picked it up YET AGAIN.
I think this process was actually repeated another
time too, and we bought it one last time and
it is serving the dubious purpose it's
tasked to at this time.
Now we'll just keep the damned thing forever.
We were clearly meant to have it, warts and all.