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Good afternoon from Southeast Asia. This will be episode or volume. And it's been so long since I did one of these. I don't remember.2
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Episode or volume number 272, 272 of the alienanoprobe.com podcast. Or if you're a girl and you don't want to be seen in public typing alienanoprobe into your phone.3
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Oh, they're sensitive, aren't they? You can go to theyclaim.com, take you to the same place, same content. Or a bunch of others. You can go to rattlesnakeeyes.com.4
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Or you can go to savethegadywhalesforjesus.com. Or let's see, I don't know, there's a bunch of them. Vibrating cactus, I think is one.5
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I think we just bought, what is it, oh yeah, IntoTheCorn.com. Now if you're old, you might remember the old, I think it was Twilight Zone.6
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They had this little bastard of a kid. God, he was a little asshole. Well, he was supposed to be. That was the character.7
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And every time somebody told him to, you know, clean up his room or something, he discovered he had these magical powers.8
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And he just, I didn't know, he closed his eyes or he twitched his nose or something. I don't know what he did. I don't remember.9
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But they just went, they're gone forever. You know, no blood, no smoke. They're gone. Just quick, easy.10
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And we all, if we don't, we all should have a list, a running list of people we'd like to do that to.11
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I do. You know, sometimes I take a name off, not very often, but once every five years I say, ah hell.12
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Not the corn for that one. But mostly I just add names. So it's pretty long.13
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IntoTheCorn.com. So we're going through a bunch of alien reports, which may or not be true.14
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Probably aren't. Got to go through them anyway.15
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And when we find one that's just bullshit, which is pretty often, we wish it into the corn, into the corn, just gone.16
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It's actually better than deleting. I mean, it's more permanent than deleting. It's into the corn.17
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If we find a little bit of credibility, possibly, maybe potentially, then we say, well, okay, how much credibility should this report have?18
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And we take a little pinch of sand and we drop it into a big bucket.19
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Someday maybe the bucket is full. If the bucket is full, then we believe in aliens. Okay. We're at 90.4% right now.20
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We've covered 1,400 cases. We have 8,000 left to go.21
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Figure that out. So what do you think if we filled the bucket 90% in 1,400 and we got 8,000 left, what do you think is going to happen?22
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Okay. First of all, all tapes are copyrighted. 2023 by StockPhotosWorldwide.com or AlienEnalProbe.com.23
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Okay, girls, I want you to go sit on the couch next to your mom. Mother-in-law.24
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You got a sense of humor, don't you? Right? Not that many girls really do, but I don't know why.25
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I guess God didn't think they were funny, you know. Okay. Go sit on the couch, on the sofa, with your mom or somebody else's mom, whatever the hell.26
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Some Victorian kind of prissy person, okay? And you get your phone out there and you kind of sit next to them close, you know, and you tilt your phone just very slightly so they can see it.27
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Now they may not turn and look directly at it, but you know damn well they're looking, they're looking. They want to know who you're talking to and what you're saying.28
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They want to know, oh God, they can't help it. Okay. So you pull up a browser and you type in AlienEnalProbe.com.29
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And then you just sit there, you know, you don't go there yet. Just sit there and just thinking, you know, and you surreptitiously look over and their beady little eyes, you know, they're squeaking.30
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What? What did she type? Oh my God. Oh, wait till I tell everybody.31
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And then right about then you click it and you go to our website, you know, the Alien website, and there ain't no nastiness on there.32
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But imagine her chagrin. Okay. You know what to go through a lot of bullshit and you know, you just go to theyclaim.com. Done. Easy.33
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Okay, now I gotta look something up here. Hold on one sec. Tomorrow.34
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Well, I'm not sure because our days down here in Southeast Asia are different than probably where you are. So hold on a minute.35
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Okay, just as I thought. Okay.36
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On the 26th of July, wherever the heck you might be.37
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They're having the, it's such a facade.38
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They're having the biggest meeting supposedly, conference thing, supposedly, you know, quote that they ever had regarding39
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whatever they're calling them these days, UFOs, UAPs. I don't even know. I don't care. Aliens. Let's just say aliens.40
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Man, they got some so-called experts whistleblower types and they're going to go talk to Kong Gris. Oh yeah, that's a fun one.41
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You know, take those turkeys out, fill all those seats with rabbits. Give each one a carrot. They're going to get more out of this thing than42
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congressional humans ever could. Rabbits. Every seat with a rabbit. Let's do that. Somebody Photoshopped that up.43
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Oh, God. Okay. There's got to be a law somewhere that if your IQ is over 103, you're not eligible for Congress.44
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I mean, look at dim bulbs like AOC. Really? Really? Okay.45
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Well, and then you go right on up to the top.46
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He declared just yesterday, I think that he cured cancer.47
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No, I'm not kidding. I'm not making him Google it.48
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Are you scared?49
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Aliens are scared. That's why they don't freaking land.50
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Okay.51
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So, anyway, on the 26th, on your 26th,52
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today is 26th for me, but it's really the 25th for you.53
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Probably, well, let's see, it's probably like in the middle of the night for you.54
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Something like that. I get confused. It's an international dateline thing. Okay. Anyway, tomorrow for you.55
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Whenever tomorrow is.56
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It's a time warp thing.57
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They will have this hearing and I don't know how much of it, if any of it, is going to be publicly accessible, watchable, real time.58
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My guess would be none or almost none because they're afraid somebody's going to slip and say something truthful.59
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Oh, oh, oh, the horror. Oh, my God. What would, what would happen if that happened?60
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I don't know. Society would melt down and, you know, it would be like Ghostbusters, you know, dogs and cats living together and.61
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God, oh, truth. Oh, my God. Oh, that's a evil, bad word. That's all. Okay. Let's ban that word.62
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Let's just ban that word. We'll just take it out of that. God dang dictionary. Truth.63
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Into the corn. We don't like it. Oh.64
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Makes you want to upchuck.65
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Rabbit pellets aren't sitting too well.66
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Okay. So anyway.67
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Everybody's all agaga about this.68
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Conference thing. You go on any social media. Everybody's just hyperventilating.69
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Oh, now the truth is going to come out. Oh, my God.70
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No. No. No. If there is anything earth shatter.71
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What now? These guys, the guys they got to speak. They know stuff that's earth shattering. They know stuff. They do. Really, they do. I promise.72
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I know stuff that's earth shattering and I am nobody and I don't know anything. These guys know stuff. More bitter, more bitter.73
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But if they get close to the point of revealing anything truthful.74
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They're just going to shut them up and they can continue it in chambers or75
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you know, for a private meeting after the76
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pretend meeting or it's bullshit. The whole thing is bullshit. It's just another little project blue book exercise piece of crap thing. It's all it is.77
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Smoking mirrors. It's all it is.78
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The thing that really scares me about this is I have been reading quite a few of the comments and questions79
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members of Congress have been asking regarding UFOs because suddenly now it's OK to talk about it because 2017 the Navy or whomsoever came forth and80
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and they said, oh, by the way, by the way, folks, you know, the flying saucer things we got video from the fighter jets.81
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Oh, by the way, those are real and they're not ours and they're not the Russians and we're pretty sure they don't come from Earth.82
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OK, like that.83
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So it's OK. They open the doors, at least for discussion.84
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So people don't snicker quite as much as they used to when you talk about UFOs.85
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Alien probing and stuff like that. Well, hell, probably not to that point yet still, but you know, they will be.86
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Congress, members of Congress have been asking the dumbest questions. I don't have any here. I don't have any here in front of me. I should have made a list of them.87
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Oh, yeah. One of them was it Congresswoman? I can't remember who the hell it was. It's somebody who should have had more IQ than this.88
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And when people are trying to finally break the news to real lady aliens are real and the best you could do with are the angels.89
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Yeah, lady. Oh, God, I want to ask me those questions.90
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On camera.91
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Yes, lady.92
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You dumb broad.93
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Yes, they're aliens and they love you so much.94
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And they want to show you that love.95
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Big fat stupid lady.96
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And you know, it's okay. Close your eyes. You'll be over in a minute.97
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But some of those questions they've got are just beyond.98
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It makes you truly wonder how they find their way home at night.99
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After their incredibly high paying jobs are over.100
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They work about five hours a day, the rest of the time screwing off in the lunchroom, going out to lunch on on your expense. You're treating them to lunch every single day. Most of them. You are.101
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Yeah, okay. We're talking about aliens.102
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Well, they're probably aliens too.103
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Okay, so104
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what's going to happen with this big congressional meeting? Well, you know, probably by the time you get to watch this tape, you will already know what a whitewash piece of graph it was.105
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And that's what it's going to be. That's my, that's my, I guarantee it. Now I hope I'm wrong and I will eat my words.106
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I'll eat something. What can I eat? I don't know. Something nasty. Some bugs or something.107
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Smoked cat tail. I don't know. Something bad. I'll do it.108
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Well, I mean, I'll talk about it. Talk about doing it.109
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Let's see. I know it.110
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If I'm wrong, I'll do something really heinous, nasty and disturbing like I will eat111
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two handfuls of cashew nuts.112
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Yeah, that'll teach me.113
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All right.114
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So tomorrow you will know.115
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I will know whatever the hell they said.116
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Whatever they say is going to be a long litany of things that they've already said 10,000 times over the last six months, two years, five years, eight years.117
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Since 2017. Six years.118
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There's not going to be anything new in there.119
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If it gets, if they think there might be something new coming up, they're just going to shut the hell off.120
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They'll mute the mics if they have to.121
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You know, you got all kinds of managers and keepers and minders sitting there with their skeleton fingers poised over the button saying mute, mute, mute, mute, mute, mute, mute, mute.122
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I mean, that's what YouTube does.123
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Truth. Oh my God. We heard about that when we were kids. I don't know. We don't think that's really a good idea. Is it truth? No, no, no, no, no, no. That could be dangerous.124
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Okay.125
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So that's my prediction for the congressional hearings and we'll see.126
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I hope I'm shocked.127
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I've been through this too many times.128
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I've been studying these little Bruegermeister's, Congress, you know, so-called aliens since I was nine.129
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My teacher made me do it in fourth grade.130
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Really, I don't know what the hell he was thinking. Maybe he was an ignorant.131
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It's really weird. I don't know. Anyway.132
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So that's where we're at on that. Okay. Now let's move on to our very own aliens.133
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Okay. We're trying to bang out these really old reports.134
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We used to have them going back 3,000 years.135
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Now our oldest one is right here looking at me. It's 1916.136
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All the old ones have been digested and sent to the corn where they belong.137
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Most of them. The old ones were...138
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Most of them were written from really bizarre perspectives.139
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Everything they saw had to be an apparition of Jesus or something.140
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And it just became really impossible to follow along with the hill they were talking about.141
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They just weren't fun. There was a few that had some protein to them.142
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And you could take aspects of those and follow through into modern times now and say, well, you know, what they're reporting now,143
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they were reporting 2600 years ago, you know, like that.144
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Okay. So let's try to get one or two of these things gone.145
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Just because we're duty bound to have to cover them.146
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Stavanger, Norway, April 16th, 1916. Time is unknown.147
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Several children playing outside witnessed a black cloud appear overhead.148
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This is very, very commonly reported where something seems to be cloaking itself inside of a cloud.149
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Supposedly the Jews marched to Israel was accompanied by just such a cloud thing.150
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People knew it wasn't any kind of normal cloud thing, but they didn't know.151
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They couldn't begin to speculate on what it might be.152
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But they mentioned it again and again and again.153
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Anyway, these ankle biters were playing outside and they witnessed a black cloud appear overhead.154
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They had a bright red light behind it.155
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Okay, here's here we go. Here's where the religious connotations always creep into these old ones.156
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Suddenly an angel like figure that appeared to be carrying a cross became visible next to the cloud.157
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The children also saw a message in red letters of a religious context.158
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Okay. Well, maybe today, let's say 1972, somebody sees that exact same thing.159
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They're going to say, well, I didn't know some kind of a spaceman came out of this flying saucer thing.160
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It was trying to hide in the cloud, but we could see edges of it, you know.161
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And a spaceman, some kind of alien thing, I don't know, came out and is flying around and it's got a ray gun.162
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Okay. And then there was some kind of message.163
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Talked about some crap. We don't know. We didn't understand.164
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Okay. Probably not going to be nearly the religious connotation to it that there was back then,165
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because back then everything revolved around religion. Everything. Everything.166
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I mean, you go to harvest your potato crop and half of them are rotten.167
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And it's because you did something. You didn't pray hard enough. You didn't read the Bible enough.168
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You know, everything was religious. Okay. So credibility on this thing? No.169
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I have no idea what happened. I just have no idea. Okay. One more. One more.170
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I can't take too many of these. Cockham. Cockham.171
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Come on, Howard Stern. Take it, baby. Dean. Berkshire, England.172
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Summer 1916, daytime. A young girl had been picking blackberries in a field173
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and was startled to see a short-fin human-like figure174
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dressed in brown and wearing a pointed cap dashed out of one of the bushes.175
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The being had a scraggly beard and appeared solid as far as the waist,176
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but his legs were transparent and shadowy.177
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The being quickly ran away, disappearing from sight among the bushes. Okay.178
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Well, yeah. A little bit of rationality to this. At least she's not saying it was Jesus.179
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It's pretty commonly reported that the top half or the bottom half are wispy and shadowy.180
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Usually the bottom half. No clue. Just no clue on it.181
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Credibility. Can I give it any credibility at all? I mean, I'm struggling here.182
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I could give it one molecule from one grain of sand.183
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That's not very much. And those are really... You've got to have these special tweezers to pick those.184
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I've got a little bottle of them right here. And you've got special tweezers to pick them up.185
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So you can't even see it, can you? No, they're really hard to see. It's one molecule from one grain of sand.186
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And I mean, I know it's in there. And I know if I park my fingers, you know, it's going to fall out.187
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The trouble is we got a little bit of fan air movement in here.188
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And I'm worried if I hold it over that bucket, okay. It's a big bucket. It's eight-gallon.189
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If I hold it over that bucket even close down there and I let it go, I'm scared that wind is going to blow it away.190
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It's not even going to go in the bucket. Anyway, that's the best we can do.191
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Okay. I can't do anymore. No, no, no. Not the old ones. We can do one or two.192
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Sometimes, you know, we've got a lot of patience. We do three each episode. That's it.193
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Okay. Bridgende, England, September 10th, 1988, 2100.194
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A man and a woman were walking across a bridge over a motorway when they saw what appeared to be a star descending in a diagonal pattern.195
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Okay. Shooting star, right? Man and woman walking across a bridge over a motorway.196
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What appeared to be a star descending. Shooting star. What the hell? Okay.197
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As it grew closer, they could see that it was semi-circular in profile and had windows with silhouettes of figures in them.198
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Oh, God. It sounds like them. The Probamatic 8800.199
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Holy crap. You'll see it in the back here. If it's not there already.200
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The Probamatic 8800. It'll be in the back. Don't worry.201
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Holy cow. Probamatic.202
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I thought I made that thing up. Nope. It's real.203
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Okay. Semi-circular in profile and had windows with silhouettes of figures in them.204
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It hovered motionless for about seven to eight minutes and was about 300 yards from them.205
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One of the witnesses mentioned motioned to the craft to come closer.206
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Well, this is quite odd.207
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One of the witnesses motioned to the craft to come closer because he's a moron.208
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But it shook from side to side three times as if to say no.209
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Huh? Really? Really? Really?210
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I'm having a hard time choking that one down.211
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It then flew towards the horizon, quickly disappearing from sight.212
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Sometimes there's notes. Usually almost always they're stupid. No, there's no notes.213
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I don't know. Those wacky Brits. You know, you don't know what the hell they're going to come up with.214
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I can't, I can't believe everything perfectly fine up until where it shakes itself. No.215
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Okay. Credibility or not, I can't say positively. This never ever happened, you know.216
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But it's kind of unlikely. I'd be thinking I can go one quarter of one grain of sand into the bucket.217
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Because that no thing just bugs me. Just, it just quarter of a grain of sand. That's it.218
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Okay. Neva, Neva, Neva, Denmark, September 28th, 1988, time 2330. So 1130 at night.219
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On a dark and stormy night, the witness was driving her car through the town of Neva when she suddenly saw in the headlights of the car two small olive green beings220
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about 50 to 55 centimeters in height. Let's see. Centimeter is, I mean, a meter is a hundred. It's about like 36 inches.221
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So you're going to be like 18 inches. Oh, these are really small. These are like big rabbits. Okay. Big green rabbits.222
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In, okay, about 50 to 55 centimeter in height in the gutters greeting where the water ran into. What the hell?223
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They both gestured with small arms to each other.224
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Well, this is a little bit odd. Okay. Their heads were almost egg shaped, but very pointed towards the chin.225
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Spy versus spy that comes to mind. She could not see any nose or mouth.226
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The humanoids wore overalls, which were grooved similar to plastic and covered them completely.227
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She became unexplainably frightened and drove home quickly.228
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She further described the beings as229
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heads a little bit too large, wide shoulders, very slim hips, slim elbows.230
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Okay. And knees. So the joints are slim.231
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The feet were pointed and the hands only had one finger. Well, that's going to make life difficult, right?232
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Okay. Notes. No.233
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Well, you know, I wish there were some other witnesses or,234
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you know, there's an awful lot of these cases235
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from back, from236
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from pre about 2010, when they didn't have237
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cameras. What do you call them? Cameras in the car anyway.238
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And since as those began to come more and more into wide use, every car has them now.239
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Motorcycles have them. Everything has them. As those became more in use, those reports of stuff being seen while driving240
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have really diminished. Now,241
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is that, I mean, the simplest answer is often the correct answer.242
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A skeptic looking at that would say, well, that's because they imagined them back in the day.243
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And now, and they didn't really happen back in the day and they're not happening now either. That's why they're not being caught on cameras.244
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I lean in that direction.245
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Not for all cases, but I think it explains an awful lot of cases.246
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Why aren't we being bombarded with dash cams, videos247
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of crazy things like this?248
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We are getting some, but not the same amount that we used to get reports of. Okay, credibility or not.249
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Geez, I don't know. I'd go quarter of a grain of sand. You know, I just, I just,250
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there's not enough of a description of anything. There's no flying saucer.251
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Okay.252
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Oh, I don't know how to pronounce this.253
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I don't know. Some mountains in California. I've been everywhere in California. I've seen that name.254
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I never knew how to pronounce it. I never tried. I never cared. Okay.255
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October 1988, time is 0200. Two o'clock in the morning.256
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The couple that had driven to a plateau on the south side of the mountain saw a large flashing orb of light257
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rise from the ground and fly slowly up into the sky. Okay, got it.258
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They drove to the plateau. They saw a large flashing orb of light rise from the ground, fly up slowly into the sky.259
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Okay, that's pretty straightforward. They then experienced two hours of missing time. Oh, hell, that's the probing.260
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That's the probing right there.261
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It doesn't always happen in the missing time. Sometimes you're, you know, you're like awake.262
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But very often not. And then you get a good hypnotized, you know, some Saturday afternoon hypnotist special at the mall for $55, you know.263
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And then the truth will come out, baby.264
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I wish I had a collection of recordings from those sessions.265
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I could read a couple of PDFs. I could become a hypnotist and I could advertise.266
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Do you think you're a probed lady? Let's find out.267
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Oh, God. And then you record them.268
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You blab them all over the internet. I could do this.269
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Oh, that's a bad seed to plant in my brain. Okay.270
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Two hours of missing time. That's a, yeah, usually takes about two hours to get thoroughly, thoroughly probed because they take turns and stuff like that.271
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Later under hypnosis, the man recalled being taken into an underground facility.272
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Yeah, hypnosis of $55 at the mall.273
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What does he remember? Come on.274
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Guys, well, nobody wants to admit this, even if it happened, they're just going to say, well, we were extensively, quote unquote, examined.275
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You know, that's all. What more do you want to know? That's all that happened. Examine. Really.276
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Really examined, you know.277
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Were you probed? Oh, I don't know anything about that.278
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No, we were examined. Okay. I told you before, shut the F up, you know.279
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Did you like it?280
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The guys are like, oh, God, hell no. Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God. It was the worst experience. And the girls are like.281
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Okay.282
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Okay. Later under hypnosis, the man recalled being taken into an underground facility that was occupied by human military personnel.283
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And short gray humanites. Okay. This whole underground facility thing.284
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I'm not really on board with that. I don't know why. Maybe it's all really, really true. I don't know. But instinctively, I have a mental block when it comes to aliens living underground.285
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I just. I'm not on board with it.286
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I'm okay to be wrong.287
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Fine.288
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Don't care either way, but I'm not seeing it. Okay. I'm not seeing it. I'm not feeling it. All right.289
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The gray humanites apparently examined his wife.290
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The end.291
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Okay. And she ain't talking.292
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Examined. You know, that's the operative word examined.293
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They never say probed. They say examined. Sometimes they do say probed.294
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In every possible way.295
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Oh, hell. Credibility. Let's see. Come on.296
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Well, I could give it credibility except for the underground base thing.297
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How would he even know? Okay, wait a minute.298
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He says he was under. Yeah, they hypnotized him.299
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So he remembers going into the underground facility.300
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I was going to say if he was knocked out, how would he know he was underground? But you know what?301
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They just put him in the zone. You could still see, I guess.302
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Human military personnel.303
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Oh, hell.304
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The underground facility thing ruins it for me. I can go a quarter of a grain of sand.305
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That's it.306
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Near Natchez, Mississippi, October 1988, 1705 o'clock at night.307
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The witness of writing his three wheel ATC.308
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Okay. On a deer hunting expedition along the Mississippi River. Okay.309
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When the engine suddenly stalled. Okay. That means they'd be aliens in the perimeter.310
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It's always what happens. Anytime your engine stops.311
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It's pretty much aliens.312
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Magnet. I mean the electrical fields from their flaming chariots tends to disrupt the electrical components of your car.313
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And the engine sputters, the lights go dim.314
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Like that. Okay.315
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Engine quits. He then noticed two of his friends up ahead pointing at the sky. Looking up, he saw a huge object about 400 yards away moving in a westerly direction, moving very slow.316
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It helps me a little bit when somebody names a direction. Because if they're making stuff up, what they're doing is they're painting a little picture in their mind's eye in the back of their tiny reptilian brain.317
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And they're just, oh yeah, flying saucer. Let's see. Okay. It was flying over that way. Okay. And they're not really thinking about compass directions.318
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When they do mention a compass direction, that tends a little bit to make me think they might have been really there, really seeing it.319
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And they're just describing what they saw. Westerly direction. Okay.320
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It's not the litmus test for truth. It's just, it makes you think, well, maybe.321
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It emitted a powerful humming sound and it had red, white, amber, green, and bright blue lights while over that Christmas tree.322
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There was also a long object attached to it. Oh, come on, come on.323
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Are you kidding me? It emitted a powerful humming sound and it had red, white, amber, green, and bright blue lights, but apparently no purple or pink.324
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There was also a long object attached to it that tapered at the end to a U shaped fork.325
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What would Howard Stern do? What direction would that Jackass go now? What would you do Howard? Tell me so I can copy.326
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Also a long object attached to it. Was it hanging down like a, like an appendage, you know, quote unquote, appendage, you know, was it like that?327
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Looking for something to probe, perhaps.328
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I wish I was an artist because I do this and I would do this and for sure.329
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This fork moved up and down, moved up and down and had electricity arcing from the tip to tip.330
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That's a powerful appendage. Oh baby, oh baby.331
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I'm trying to clean this stuff up, you know, because I could take this and run. I could.332
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Even without Howard's help, I could take it and run. I used to, in the old ones I used to, I just ran off the rails, you know, pretty much every episode.333
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I realized that virtually none of the content we produce is suitable for any audience.334
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There's no social media that would accept even one podcast.335
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So I'm struggling philosophically and morally.336
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Do I just keep on being me? Or do I try to clean it up in hopes that more people might want to listen to it? See that's a...337
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Instinct tells me you just tell it like it is, you know. If they don't like it, then they can go away. They can go watch YouTube where everything is clean and sanitized.338
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And there's nothing controversial, you know. It's all pretty and clean for snowflakes and millennials. YouTube is where they belong.339
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And all the rest of the places, too. Or do you just lay it out there mercilessly?340
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I don't know. I'm making a tiny little token effort to clean it up, but it doesn't sit well with me and I don't know how I'm going to... I don't know what I'm going to do in the end.341
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This fork moved up and down and had electricity arcing from tip to tip.342
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God, I want to go there so bad.343
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He also saw numerous other antennas344
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on other protruding objects on the saucer-shaped object.345
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So it had multiple appendages like that.346
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What could an artist do?347
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Could make a hideous looking thing.348
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Give anybody a nightmare.349
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I'll have nightmares tonight just thinking about this.350
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He also saw... on the upper middle section there seemed to be lots of windows with amber lights coming from inside.351
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On several occasions, he seemed to remember seeing a couple sets of large eyes looking down at him.352
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He felt as though he received a telepathic message but could not remember its contents.353
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It disappeared out of sight towards the west behind some trees.354
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Ah, yeah.355
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Well, credibility?356
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Yeah.357
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Yeah.358
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He's one of the few that I kind of like.359
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My sense, my instinct tells me that he's just reporting what he saw. Best he remembers it.360
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Yeah, I'm giving him five grains of sand.361
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Okay.362
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What the heck? Oh, I forgot to turn on... Yeah, I'm really smart.363
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Oops, not working. Come on, what are you doing?364
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I'm trying to do screen in a screen here, which was supposed to work. It always has before.365
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So now it's a problem.366
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Ah, geez.367
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Okay, well, we're screwed.368
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Anything to do with Windows is just simply not going to be reliable. It's just not.369
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Ever. It never has been. I finally get after all these years of struggling. I finally get that it never will be.370
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It's just crap. It's just a Mattel grade toy.371
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Windows.372
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It's supposed to pop up.373
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The text file that I'm working on supposed to pop it right in into here.374
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So you can see it, but of course, today it just decided not to.375
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Yeah, really nice.376
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Oh, God, it gets old. It gets really old. Okay.377
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Star...378
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Jars... I don't know, Poland.379
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October 1988 times 1900 or seven o'clock at night, a man observed a large cigar shaped metallic object which had apparently landed on a field.380
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Okay, I'm looking for bullshit. You know, every line I look for the bullshit.381
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The hatch opened and the ladder was lowered to the ground. Okay, okay. This is something we run into quite a bit.382
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These guys, girls, thems, theys, its...383
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are seven hundred sixty thousand years advanced from us.384
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And the best they can do is lower a stepladder.385
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If this thing is real,386
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it's really aliens from say to reticulee.387
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And they have to lower a stepladder.388
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I'm thinking they're not more than about a month advanced from us, you know.389
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Stepladder, stepladder.390
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I don't know. I mean, maybe it's a really cool stepladder, but it's still a ladder.391
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A hatch opened and a ladder was lowered to the ground. A humanoid figure not described. Why? Why would...392
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then appeared, stood briefly outside the craft, then re-entered it.393
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The hatch closed and the object flew away, emitting a strange sound. Okay.394
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Now this sounds weirdo.395
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But many, many, many, many, many reports396
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describe this exact, precise same thing. Something comes down, hatch opens,397
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so a ramp or a ladder or whatever comes out. Creepzoid one or two come down.398
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They stand there on the ground. They look around399
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like shiver chase at Grand Canyon.400
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You know, yep, that's Earth. Yep. Okay. Let's go, Bob.401
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Okay, Jake.402
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And they get back in. They go away.403
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I struggle. My tiny brain struggles to figure out what that could possibly remotely even be about.404
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I mean, if they just came to, you know,405
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technically touch Earth, they'd pick up a handful of dirt or something, put it in a little jar, take it back, say, yep, yep, this is from Earth. I got it from Earth.406
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One of the divers I used to employ, Navy master diver, he was the first person to do a thousand feet.407
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And he, I see, where the hell was he? Atlantic? Is he in the Atlantic? And408
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he only had to go to a thousand.409
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That's what the mission called for. So he was supposed to go down a line. He was in a suit. Supposed to go down a line. He got that far410
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in a bell, in an open bottomed bell.411
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And then he was supposed to slide down a line to the end of the line, which was a thousand feet.412
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And he got there and he thought, hell, F this, I'm getting me a handful of bottom. And he went down and got a handful of mud at the bottom.413
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And took it back up and that was his proof, you know.414
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And it was proven in 50 different ways, but that was still his personal proof that he got to a thousand. That was a thousand twenty.415
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Why would they do that? Why would they just walk out, look around?416
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Well, who could speculate on the big brains of some bugs, you know?417
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Okay. Since this has been reported so many times, where they do this, I'm going to give him some credibility. I've given him three grains of sand.418
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Near Palmas, Brazil, October 1988. Time is night. Jose something Elves was driving on his way to town when he saw a six meters long bright disc shaped object rapidly approaching in his direction.419
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Okay. Brazil. Brazil's got some really good reports.420
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He stopped the vehicle as the object landed nearby.421
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Four human like beings exited the object and invited Elves inside the object.422
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You're going to go? Ask yourself, you're going to go?423
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You know, it might be just fine. It might be tea and crumpets.424
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:07,000
Watch a movie. Bond, you know, like that.425
00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:11,000
Or it could be something entirely different.426
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:18,000
Evolving a lot of gorilla brand duct tape.427
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:26,000
You know, how would you know? How would you know?428
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:39,000
In the beginning, you know, up until probably my 40s, if this had happened to me, where they invite me inside, I sure I would have been scared. I would have been anxious. I would have been this and that, but I would have gone.429
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:45,000
Like, hey guys, hey guys. Oh, this is too cool. Oh, we're going to be such friends, you know?430
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:53,000
Now that I'm far, far, far, far more read in and wiser.431
00:50:53,000 --> 00:50:57,000
I'd really have to think about it.432
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:05,000
You know, I had a long rope I tied to a tree tied around my waist. Maybe, maybe then I go in, you know.433
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,000
Like poltergeist.434
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:12,000
Works for them.435
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:16,000
Okay, he could not remember what happened inside the object.436
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:21,000
Since he apparently fell asleep once inside. Yeah, they knocked him out, probed him forever.437
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,000
Later he was returned back to the same location.438
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:32,000
How much later? How was his bum?439
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:41,000
I did a kind of a simple study one time years ago on how many people around the world globally go missing.440
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:46,000
And are never found. Bodies never found or anything, you know.441
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:59,000
And the numbers were staggering. Staggering.442
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:05,000
Sure, people can go missing and just, you know, by bad luck, happenstance, they're never found.443
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Lots of those people, lots and lots.444
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:24,000
But I couldn't imagine that the number that legitimately were never found could even remotely equal the number that were never found, you know.445
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:42,000
And we have on the other side of it, we have all kinds of alien reports where aliens talk about or even sometimes seem to boast about how many humans they take to somewhere.446
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:50,000
And another thing that happens is people, all kinds of people over 100 years.447
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:55,000
They'll meet some aliens they claim.com.448
00:52:55,000 --> 00:53:03,000
And the aliens say, hey, hey, man, you want to go with us? You know, God, our world is cool. You'll love it.449
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000
Lots of perks for humans, you know.450
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:12,000
And the people are thinking about it, thinking, thinking, thinking. Well, yeah, I don't know, the neighbor can take care of the cat, I guess, you know.451
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:17,000
And then it'll dawn on them. They'll say, well, if I don't like it, can I come back?452
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:26,000
And virtually every single case, the aliens say, um, nope, nope, no, Bob.453
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,000
Put it out of your mind.454
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:38,000
Because, you know, you will have been barbecued and consumed long before you might ever want to come back, you know.455
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Just saying, Bob.456
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:48,000
OK, credibility or not on this thing? Possibly.457
00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:54,000
I'd go a grain of sand. One grain. One grain.458
00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:58,000
Sheedle, Shesher, England. October 1988 times night.459
00:53:58,000 --> 00:54:04,000
A girl sleeping on a bench in the grou- I think they mean on the ground.460
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:24,000
A girl sleeping on a bench on the grounds, I think they mean, of an old abandoned mansion, woke up to see a strange dark form hovering in midair, directly above her.461
00:54:24,000 --> 00:54:30,000
Sounds like one of those black ghosty things.462
00:54:30,000 --> 00:54:39,000
I know someone who has seen two of them many years apart.463
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Thousands of miles apart.464
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:58,000
If I was going to believe anybody on this earth about those creepy black ghosty things, I would believe that person.465
00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:04,000
OK, the witness was unable to move as a hand out-466
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:12,000
The witness was unable to move as a hand stretched out towards her from the hovering form.467
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:21,000
She suddenly regained her senses and ran away from the area without looking back. OK.468
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:30,000
Well, I'm not seeing aliens necessarily. Let's say this thing is perfectly real.469
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:37,000
I'm not seeing that it's an alien from outer space.470
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:42,000
I'm just not getting that sense at all. So, OK, bye bye.471
00:55:42,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Into the corn. Monterey, Mexico, October 1988. Times 2130, 930 at night. Security guard Antonio Aguirre, I think, was standing duty in his guard shack at the local university when he noticed a strange fog forming about 30 meters away from the area of a nearby pond.472
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:15,000
OK, suddenly in that same location, there was a sort of whirlwind.473
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:20,000
From inside the whirlwind, two figures emerged.474
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:34,000
These figures moved slowly around the pond. The figures appeared to be at least two meters high in height from the witness vantage point.475
00:56:34,000 --> 00:56:45,000
They emitted a bright white being of light from the palms.476
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:51,000
Oh, come on, people. Why can you not write these down correctly?477
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:58,000
The figures appeared to be at least two meters in height.478
00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:03,000
I guess they're supposed to be a period there.479
00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:16,000
From the witness vantage point emitted a bright white being of light.480
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:27,000
Makes no sense. From the palms of their left hands. What a being of light came out of the palms of their hands. What the hell are you talking about?481
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:30,000
I have no clue what they're trying to say here.482
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:34,000
Aguirre decided to leave his post and go investigate the figures.483
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:39,000
He notified another guard via radio, then headed toward the figures.484
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:44,000
As the two strangers noticed the witness, they stopped.485
00:57:44,000 --> 00:58:04,000
And one stood on in front of... I think they mean they stopped and one stood, comma, one in front of the other, comma, and then walked towards the witness.486
00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:07,000
Man, these are badly written.487
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:17,000
As they came to about 10 meters away, the witness noticed that the beings were over two meters in height, maybe 2.3 meters.488
00:58:17,000 --> 00:58:27,000
They wore thick gloves from which the beams of light seemed to originate.489
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:35,000
They wore very tight fitting black clothing. Tight fitting clothing is reported 10 billion times, usually silver. This time it's black.490
00:58:35,000 --> 00:58:43,000
Strangely, their facial features appeared to be obscured by a smoke-like veil. And so were the legs.491
00:58:43,000 --> 00:58:54,000
Okay, this notion of some kind of smoke or mist or fog or something obscuring the face, it's pretty common.492
00:58:54,000 --> 00:59:02,000
It sounds like just impossible to do cuckoo crap, but it's fairly commonly reported and I don't know what would be the purpose.493
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:08,000
People always say, well, maybe they're just so ugly, you know, they're trying to do us a favor so we can't see them.494
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:17,000
Well, if that's the case, then they wear an opaque visor, something like that.495
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:25,000
If they need to be enhancing the atmosphere of their breathing, same thing.496
00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:32,000
Why wouldn't you wear an enclosed helmet of some kind with a visor?497
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:39,000
It just doesn't make any sense. Okay.498
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:44,000
Obscured by a smoke-like veil. And so were the legs.499
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,000
Okay, so it's not a breathing thing, it's the legs also.500
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:53,000
The frightened witness walked backward to the guard gate, never taking his eyes off the two humanoids.501
00:59:53,000 --> 01:00:02,000
He watched as the humanoids walked back to the pond and disappeared back into the whirlwind.502
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:08,000
And then the whirlwind and fog disappeared.503
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:12,000
Where's this coming out of? This is, oh, Mexico.504
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:20,000
Okay, well, I'll tell you, I shouldn't discriminate on the basis of countries, but I learned to.505
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:31,000
A higher quality report comes out of Brazil, a lower quality report comes out of Mexico.506
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:37,000
And various nations are at different levels.507
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:45,000
Really horribly unbelievable reports come out of Malaysia.508
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:50,000
All of a certain type.509
01:00:50,000 --> 01:01:00,000
So when you see that pattern over and over and over, you begin doubting more and more and more reports.510
01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:06,000
That's what happens.511
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:12,000
Okay, any credibility at all. I can give them one molecule from one grain of sand.512
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:16,000
End of the bucket, that's it, because I just don't like it.513
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:23,000
New York, New York. October 1988, late night, the witness was abducted.514
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:31,000
Wait, wait, wait. No, it's a new one. I thought this was, okay.515
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:37,000
Wait, wait, wait. Is this the one?516
01:01:37,000 --> 01:01:44,000
Okay, let's just go through it. New York, New York. October 1988, time late night, the witness was abducted from a friend's apartment.517
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:49,000
His memory of the event was virtually non-existent.518
01:01:49,000 --> 01:01:59,000
The only indications that something had happened were a time lapse and some scratches, marks, and bruises on his body.519
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:03,000
Later, he was able to recall being taken on board a craft.520
01:02:03,000 --> 01:02:15,000
He was given a standard medical examination and sperm was extracted.521
01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:22,000
Okay, I'd like to see more detail, of course, and there probably are documents somewhere522
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:27,000
that are much better than the summary about that medical examination.523
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:37,000
They put a blood pressure cuff on him, you know what the hell.524
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:45,000
Okay, well, while in the medical room, he saw other operations occurring.525
01:02:45,000 --> 01:02:49,000
He observed one animal injected with a needle.526
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:58,000
What animal? What animal is this now? Which extracted fluid from the animal's body.527
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:04,000
He also saw a nude woman lying perfectly still on a table.528
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:11,000
This is starting to sound like the handiwork of someone I hate, loathe, and detest.529
01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:18,000
His name is Ann Tong. I'm not going to scroll down yet. I'm going to go through it, and then at the end we'll see if he's put his...530
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,000
stupid little squirrel name on here.531
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:25,000
Okay, he also saw a nude woman lying perfectly still on a table.532
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:29,000
She apparently had a large surgical incision down the center of her chest.533
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:35,000
Oh, geez. Unable to move, he watched several gray...534
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:45,000
Ah, hell. Unable... Yeah, geez.535
01:03:45,000 --> 01:03:49,000
Oh, we got big monsoons outside. Okay, well...536
01:03:49,000 --> 01:03:56,000
She apparently had a large surgical incision down the center of her chest. Unable to move, he watched...537
01:03:56,000 --> 01:04:04,000
several gray-type aliens insert their hands inside the woman's chest cavity.538
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:17,000
Oh, geez. He also noticed...539
01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,000
I'm glad I didn't have a big breakfast.540
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:26,000
He also noticed that the woman's legs were spread eagle with clamps around her ankles.541
01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:38,000
And a long tube-like instrument was inserted in her vagina. What in the hell are you talking about here?542
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:45,000
You know, I've read all of these, actually three times, but most of them were like 30 years ago.543
01:04:45,000 --> 01:04:49,000
And I don't remember them...544
01:04:49,000 --> 01:04:56,000
hardly at all, except the ones that I took special meaning from, and I remember those very clearly, but...545
01:04:56,000 --> 01:05:02,000
I don't remember this one at all.546
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:10,000
Holy crap. Okay. And a large... and a long tube-like instrument was inserted in her vagina.547
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:25,000
He had the impression that the examination of the woman and animal were all part of a related experiment involving reproduction.548
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:40,000
Oh, hell. I give this one to Howard because I don't want it. Take it, Mr. Stern.549
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:55,000
Geez. At one point, the witness saw another gray humanoid approach the woman with a hand-held object with the light on it.550
01:05:55,000 --> 01:06:10,000
The humanoid pointed a laser-like beam of light at the incision on the chest and healed the cut. So, still alive.551
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:17,000
This is by far not the worst one. There are some others that we will eventually hit.552
01:06:17,000 --> 01:06:28,000
On a 1 to 10, this is a 5. A 5, maybe a 6.553
01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:35,000
On the disgusting scale, or the scary or alarming scale.554
01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:51,000
Let's see. No, my nemesis name is not on here. Too bad, because that would have allowed me to instantly dismiss the entire report. Anton Antflov.555
01:06:51,000 --> 01:07:02,000
Oh, man. I talk about it too many times. I just get a headache when I talk to him, and then I tend to run off the rails and just rant about him.556
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:12,000
OK. So, credibility. I mean, that's why we're here. Credibility or not.557
01:07:12,000 --> 01:07:20,000
I don't know. It's pretty fantastical. Just because something is fantastical doesn't mean it didn't happen, you know?558
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:25,000
All kinds of fantastical things happen in the universe all the time.559
01:07:25,000 --> 01:07:39,000
Think about this whole notion of human birth. Conception of birth. That's insane. That's insane. And yet, you know, fairly common, you know?560
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:47,000
OK. This is a tough one. Credibility or not.561
01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:52,000
I want to say three grains of sand.562
01:07:52,000 --> 01:07:58,000
I mean, I don't see anything that just screams bullshit, you know, into the corn.563
01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:07,000
Except the outrageousness of it.564
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:13,000
OK. Three. That's a high. You know, for bitter, for worse, three grains of sand. That's just...565
01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:17,000
That was an unlikable one.566
01:08:17,000 --> 01:08:27,000
This may be the last one. Marseille, France, October 3rd, 1988, times 0825. 825 in the morning.567
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:33,000
I kind of like it when they're more precise, you know.568
01:08:33,000 --> 01:08:37,000
It gives them a teeny, tiny little spike of credibility.569
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:50,000
Two witnesses walking along a path noticed up in the sky a flying human-like figure wearing a brilliant silvery outfit with flashes of red.570
01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:55,000
OK. OK. Two things.571
01:08:55,000 --> 01:09:03,000
First of all, flying humanides are reported quite a bit. Quite a bit in lots of different countries.572
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:10,000
Number two, flying humanides very, very often turn out to be balloons.573
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:19,000
OK. It seemed to propel itself without any apparent or visible means. It rose up as if carried by the wind and vanished.574
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:26,000
If it rose up as if carried by the wind, but also it propelled itself, then which is it?575
01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:29,000
A combination of the two?576
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:39,000
I mean, balloons, you get a balloon, you get some creepy human-shaped balloon thing.577
01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:47,000
And you put a little helium in there and you let it go. I mean, I thought I'd ever done that.578
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:54,000
Little gusts of wind, you know, around a tree, around a building, around a house, around a stone, anywhere,579
01:09:54,000 --> 01:10:03,000
can take something like that and propel it in kind of shocking ways.580
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:09,000
Because that thing becomes one with the wind.581
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:13,000
The wind doesn't have to blow it.582
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:20,000
The wind doesn't have to really blow against it to push it somewhere. It just because it just is one with the air.583
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:26,000
It goes where the air goes, kind of like that.584
01:10:26,000 --> 01:10:34,000
I'm, you know, without any more information than this, I'm just thinking somebody let a balloon go.585
01:10:34,000 --> 01:10:42,000
For fun or some kid lost it or something. I can't, well, silvery outfit.586
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:49,000
Well, that would be that Mylar that would fit with Mylar balloon.587
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:55,000
Yeah, I can't do anything. No, no, no. Okay, we'd be done.588
01:10:55,000 --> 01:11:00,000
Yeah, okay, we're done.589
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:05,000
Let's see.590
01:11:05,000 --> 01:11:16,000
Okay, next time we do, we haven't done alien ones for quite a while. We've been working on the Southeast Asia Chronicles.591
01:11:16,000 --> 01:11:22,000
You know, do you want to come retire in Southeast Asia where there's a bunch of those?592
01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:28,000
They don't have their own domain. They're on stock photos worldwide.com and pre near the top of that page.593
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:33,000
There's a big fat link there that says, you know, Southeast Asia Chronicles.594
01:11:33,000 --> 01:11:38,000
Do you want to live in Southeast Asia? You know, I think we got about 20 of those on there so far.595
01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:45,000
So we've been working on those pretty hard.596
01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:52,000
I had to do this one because tomorrow.597
01:11:52,000 --> 01:12:03,000
For you guys tomorrow is the big hearing, the big congressional hearing conference thing.598
01:12:03,000 --> 01:12:11,000
And I just wanted to jab at it and say, yeah, it's going to be bullshit. It's going to be it's going to be 99% disappointing.599
01:12:11,000 --> 01:12:28,000
You know, they might allow one or more of these people to put out some teensy tiny little thing that's kind of titillating just to keep it good TV.600
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:34,000
But it's not going to go any any beyond that. I don't believe it.601
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:43,000
It's just at the grade and level of Project Blue Book all over again.602
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:53,000
That's all it is. And Congress people are going to ask the stupidest questions on Earth.603
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:59,000
And you're going to wonder how they ever got through to third grade.604
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:05,000
And you're just standing there shaking your head like, lady, what?605
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:15,000
What are you talking about? Get up to speed here. You know, read a book, something before you come to these hearings.606
01:13:15,000 --> 01:13:20,000
It's607
01:13:20,000 --> 01:13:29,000
I don't know that I would watch it because I don't want the real time pain of it. Disappointment and depression.608
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:35,000
I'm so tired of that government screwing up everything it touches. I just I don't want to see it happen anymore.609
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:46,000
It's like, you know, what's once you've watched a slow motion train wreck for, you know, let's say 60 years.610
01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:52,000
You just really don't want to see it anymore.611
01:13:52,000 --> 01:14:00,000
A few days later, you can hear about it. You know, 119 cars piled up, seven dead. OK, moving.612
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:07,000
That's all you have to watch it happen. That's where I met with pretty much anything with the US government.613
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:11,000
It's just614
01:14:11,000 --> 01:14:21,000
there's an old saying and I have the domain. It's called hell is the impossibility615
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:26,000
of reason. Think that through.616
01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:31,000
And more and more and more and more and more.617
01:14:31,000 --> 01:14:37,000
The United States of America fits that description.618
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:42,000
It's very sad, very just profoundly wasteful.619
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:48,000
Brought to its knees by stupid people.620
01:14:48,000 --> 01:14:55,000
Stupid people on both sides. Stupid people on one side that cause a chaos. Stupid people on the other side.621
01:14:55,000 --> 01:15:00,000
They don't have the balls to stand up and stop the chaos.622
01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:07,000
So an entire nation gets flushed down the toilet because of stupid people.623
01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:10,000
It's pretty mind boggling.624
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:15,000
And this hearing is going to be just another teeny tiny little piece of that.625
01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:20,000
I hope it's not. If it's not, you can slap me with a ping pong paddle.626
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:22,000
50 times.627
01:15:22,000 --> 01:15:28,000
And I'll apologize. I'll say I was wrong. I was stupid.628
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,000
We'll see. See what happens.629
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:34,000
Okay, we'll be done.630
01:15:34,000 --> 01:15:38,000
Thank you very much and631
01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:43,000
good evening.632
01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:58,000
And good night.