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Good afternoon from Southeast Asia. This will be episode or volume number 161.2
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161 of the new versions of the alien anal probe dot com podcast thing deal.3
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Um, you know, podcast things. Okay.4
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And what is our purpose? Our purpose is to scare children.5
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We want to terrify the little bastards.6
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Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, I fell off the wagon. I'm swearing again. Okay.7
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You know, I'll try to, I'll try to, you know, cut back on the really heinous words.8
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Except for sometimes. But you know, a great pumpkin came to me and he said,9
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Okay, Mr. Ass, knock off the swearing.10
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And I said, okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, great pumpkin.11
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And I did for whatever, you know, four or five, six episodes or whatever.12
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I can't do it. I can't do it. I guess I'm going to hell.13
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I guess that's where the great pumpkin's going to send me.14
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Um, well, I was there, you know, I was there just a few months ago in Eastern Soviet block countries.15
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Eastern Europe. Oh my frickin' God. I was in hell. It was hell. It was.16
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Um, I don't see how it could get any worse.17
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I don't know why in that region there is not a huge run on razor blades.18
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So that all the people can slit their, oh, whatever, you know, the throats or their wrist or whatever.19
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Either way, it's going to be the same thing.20
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Man, I mean, really? Okay. What the hell am I talking about this? Oh, because I'm going to hell.21
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Okay. All tapes are copyright 2023 by stockphotosworldwide.com.22
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And you can go there and then you fish around and you end up, you know, on the alien page or you can go straight to the alien page.23
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Um, if you go to alienanalprobe.com www.alienanalprobe.com.24
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You don't need the www. I don't know why you can use it or not.25
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I guess you'd go to the same place either way.26
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Um, okay. We have a giant collection about, we have close to 9,000 of these turkey things left, reports, claims, outrageous claims where people said they were probed and things like that by aliens from outer space.27
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And we go through them one by one and we read them line by line and we look for some hints, some red flag in every single sentence, every single phrase.28
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And pretty often we find it.29
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If we don't, then we try to give it some amount of credibility, you know, like give it a little bit of money, you know.30
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Now we give it sand because we don't have no money. We give us some sand in a bucket. We take a pinch of sand, we put it in the bucket.31
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If the bucket's ever full, then we believe in aliens. Okay, that's how it works. Okay.32
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We, I, you know, I used to apologize for this. I don't so much anymore because I just sort of gave up.33
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Um, since we ever started doing these things, I don't even know something like 10 years ago for the, for the early versions which are, which are no more. They got wished into the corn. They're in the corn somewhere.34
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When we started doing these things, we struggled with background noise issues. And we, you know, we're not the brightest bulbs in the string here.35
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We got some, we had some really good microphones and we got some really good apps and we don't know what the hell we're doing. Um, actually we're, you know, we're a tiny bit smart.36
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Not really very smart, but we're, you know, probably about on the level of a dog.37
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And, um, our problem has always been that we did most of these from Southeast Asia. Southeast Asia is hot.38
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You know, day or night, 24 seven, it's hot summer, winter, it doesn't matter. I mean, you know, it's, it's a hundred degrees Fahrenheit in the summer and it's, you know, 96 in the winter.39
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Okay. That's it. That's what you got. And so we've got all kinds of fans and air conditioners going.40
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We used to go to, you know, all kinds of links to, uh, we would try chilling the little studio thing down. It's a concrete studio.41
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We've been lucky. No matter what country we've been in, we've had little concrete bunker studio things and we've got one now.42
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Uh, and so we would run the air, air conditioners on full for, you know, like four hours before we went in there and tried to do this.43
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And, and, and I say, we, you know, and I have a invisible person here who mostly keeps her mouth shut and she holds up things for me to see, you know, don't forget to talk about this dumb ass like that.44
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Um, and anyway, so we used to try to chill the room down for like four hours, you know, get it down to, you know, dear freeze and dear high knee level.45
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And then run in there and try to put out a podcast in our 90 minutes.46
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I never made it, you know, usually go about 30, 40 minutes and it was hot again, hot.47
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Um, oh man. So we're just fighting this year, air conditioner fan and compressor noise and, and then trying to try to filter that out in post production and you can only do so much you know you.48
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Holy crap.49
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So anyway, you know we have mixed luck with that and, you know, usually the audio quality is not all that great. I'm sorry I'm sorry.50
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You know I do save all the original waves wave files, maybe someday be filthy rich you know like Howard Stern.51
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If I was as disgusting and thoughtless as that jackass, I would be as rich, but I'm not I'm polite, pretty much and respectful pretty much.52
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And I don't swear as much as he does and I'm not nearly as disgusting as that son of a bitch is. So I don't have his money so I, you know, I don't have enough money to, you know, submit all these hundred hundred sixty old wave files to some professional, you know,53
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sound studio to take out the fan and air conditioning noise, maybe something.54
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Okay, so here we go. We spin the dial, the marble drops and the roulette wheel, and we read the first one usually usually I don't pick them I just start at random.55
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There's a really short one. Sometimes they're really short ones are are really good.56
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After long that doesn't necessarily mean they're good.57
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Some of the very worst ones we ever done have been, you know, like 11 pages, because liars are more imaginative, I think. Okay.58
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Near, pick St. Louis, Gard, France and I'm sorry I know I butchered that and the French are rude bastards and I know they'll send me die mail okay.59
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May 1977 time is night, because the French ain't got no clocks in 1977 they haven't invented them yet okay they got sundials and when it's dark, the sundials don't work, so they can't say eight three at night, you know, 11 o'clock, the French can't say that.60
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They can just say night. That's the best they can do.61
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They got no calendars either so they don't really know when it's summer or winter they just say, it's warm it's warm now. No, it's cold now.62
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A man was driving home when his car engine failed. Okay.63
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And we know what's going on don't we, you know, if you've been listening to these things for a long time, anytime a car engine fails.64
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That means there be aliens not far away. Okay, so when I was young, and I was driving shit.65
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You know, 54 Chevy's.66
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Running on two cylinders less than they're supposed to you know, and they quit all the time so that must have meant that there was aliens everywhere.67
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You know that the notion is that alien ships UFOs flying saucers, whatever, put out an intentionally or unintentionally some kind of force field thing that causes engines to quit.68
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There's so many reports of it that I kind of sort of thinking probably that's the case.69
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This field, whatever, not all, not all of them seems to disrupt the electrical fields in a gasoline engine because the gasoline engines depend on all kinds of electrical crap to run.70
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And if you interrupt the flow of electricity that sucker just stops it or runs bad or it stops or whatever. Okay, that's gas engines.71
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Now, diesel engines operate in a whole different principle.72
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They do not have spark plugs and distributor caps and spark plug wires and ignition points and things like that.73
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They don't have that stuff.74
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The only time a diesel engine, the only time, probably the only time that a diesel engine requires electricity is some number of them.75
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And unfortunately, an increasing number of them rely on an electrical fuel pump.76
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And if the electric electricity stops and the fuel pump stops and then the flow of fuel stops and the engine quits, but it doesn't have anything to do with spark plugs or anything like that.77
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In the old days, all diesel engines ran on mechanical fuel pumps.78
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And so if something, you know, they didn't need electricity all they did.79
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All you only needed a battery, you know, to start them.80
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And then you take the battery away, throw it in the garbage and you don't need a battery ever, ever again.81
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They'll just run forever with no electricity.82
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So the point being, after all this crap is when these.83
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Okay, let's say you got you got six cars driving down the road, three of them are gas engines, three of them are diesel.84
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Okay. And they're, you know, like close together.85
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Okay. In a bunch.86
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And the UFO comes, comes down and it hovers over the highway.87
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Okay. What happens?88
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Would it be a case where all the gas engines stop and those poor bastards got to pull over and then they're going to get probed.89
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And the diesel engines keep going.90
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I mean, you know, assuming those engines don't have electrical fuel pumps.91
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Do the diesel keep going and they don't get probed?92
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You know, they escape.93
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I don't know. I want to know.94
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I have never run across any case that I can remember where it said definitively that a diesel, a gas and a diesel car were together and the gas stopped and the diesel didn't.95
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I really, really want to know that.96
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I mean, you know, if you have any kind of direct line to the aliens, please call them up, tell them we want to do an experiment and, you know, arrange a time and a place on a lonely highway.97
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We'll all wear chastity belts, you know, so we don't have to worry about, you know, that other thing.98
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But we want to see if the diesel engines are affected by the same forced fields or whatever the hell it is.99
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Okay, so one sentence can set me off like that.100
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Okay.101
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A man was driving home when his car engine failed.102
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Okay.103
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A very luminous saucer shaped object was seen hovering near the ground and in distinct form of human appearance and stature appeared.104
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Traces were found at the site.105
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No other information.106
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That's it.107
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Oh, for God's sake.108
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Well, I got wound up for nothing.109
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Yeah, what are you going to do with that?110
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We're going to delete it.111
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That's all we're going to do.112
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See, we're doing an experiment today where we've turned off everything, all the fans, all the air conditioners.113
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We chilled it down, turned them off, and it's not even that hot outside.114
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You know, it's like, I don't know, 92 Fahrenheit, something like that.115
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And still, how long have we been at this? 13 minutes and already it's just about unbearably hot.116
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Okay, so anyway, you know, we're supposed to say, is there credibility or not?117
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There's no credibility here.118
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There's nothing here that we can do.119
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Okay.120
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Sequentially, here's a baldim minus garrus.121
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And I know I butchered that name.122
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I'm sorry.123
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It's Brazil.124
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I like stuff out of minus garrus.125
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Garrus, garrus, whatever, garace.126
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I don't know.127
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Out of that region, because they're usually pretty cool stories in there.128
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And a lot of them have gotten, you know, a good deal of credibility.129
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I don't know.130
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I just sort of like stuff that comes from there.131
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Stuff from Mexico?132
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No.133
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Stuff from Russia?134
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No.135
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But out of minus garrus, Brazil.136
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Yeah.137
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Incidentally, we're going to do one of these, probably only one, with video.138
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I don't know why.139
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So people can laugh at me, you know, pretty much.140
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That'd be the only reason to do it.141
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I just want to do it, see what happens.142
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You know, whatever.143
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Baldim minus garrus, Brazil.144
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May 1977.145
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Time is night.146
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Geraldo, or Geraldo da Costa, Costa, was riding home on his horse.147
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Really?148
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Okay.149
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Well, you know, way clear up into the 90s, I worked on ranches and I rode to and from150
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work on my horse.151
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One ranch was seven miles away, so seven miles each way.152
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Another one was 25 miles away, so it was 25 miles each way.153
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Okay.154
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That was in the U.S., actually.155
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So he's riding home on his horse.156
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And I'm betting if he goes under the flying saucer, he won't collapse.157
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When an oval-shaped object passed over him less than 10 feet above the ground.158
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Holy crap.159
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Okay, now wait a minute.160
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We're looking for crap.161
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We're looking for BS.162
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Maybe we just found it.163
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I have ridden every kind of horse, every single kind of horse, a hundred times over.164
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I used to ride rustler patrol for a ranch.165
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We had 1,100 sections of land, 640 acres per section.166
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And I had to ride around all day and night and look for cattle rustlers.167
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And when I found them out there with their trucks, generally, I would just shoot their168
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engines out and let them walk somewhere or die.169
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I did not care.170
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Usually, I'd go back a couple of days later and the vehicles were gone.171
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You know, they'd get towed out or something.172
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Sometimes I'd go back a month later, vehicles were still there.173
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So I don't know if they died on the way out.174
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I do not care.175
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I do not care.176
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I get tired of it.177
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We lost 66 head one night in a semi.178
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And much of our rustler problem on that particular ranch came from local sheriff's deputies.179
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So, sorry, if rustlers.180
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Okay.181
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Anyway, the point I was going to make here so long windedly was that I've had spooky182
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horses and calm horses and sleepy horses and, you know, tired horses and dead horses and183
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dead ones are really, really freaking slow.184
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I have never once ridden a horse that would not spook radically if it had a oval shaped185
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object pass over it 10 feet above.186
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I did have a horse one time that was mostly blind.187
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I don't know how blind.188
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I'm thinking 80%.189
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He would run into just absolutely anything and everything.190
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I learned over the, I loved him dearly.191
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I loved him dearly.192
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I got him from the Utes up in Southern Colorado.193
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And he was a wall-eyed horse and he just got blinder and blinder and blinder.194
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And then I got to the point where I had to become his eyes.195
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He lived in a nice, penned off place.196
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He couldn't hurt himself in there.197
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But when we went for a ride, I had become his eyes.198
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And I could not let him run into stuff.199
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And so I didn't.200
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I learned how to do that over a long period of time as he got blinder and blinder.201
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He might have not spooked if a flying saucer went 10 feet over his head.202
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He would have been the only one.203
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But it was funny.204
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The one thing he could see very clearly, or I guess, were black stumps, you know, like205
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a burned out stump or a rotted out stump from a tree.206
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He was terrified of them.207
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He just absolutely, abjectly terrified of them.208
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And I don't know.209
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I never figured it out.210
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I thought, you know, maybe he had been walking along.211
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And he was a wild horse off the range.212
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And maybe he had been walking along in Colorado, you know, when he was a young stud.213
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And he looked up and he said, oh, black stump.214
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Okay, no big deal.215
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And he just kept on walking.216
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And then the stump jumped up and maybe jumped on his back because it was a bear and not a stump.217
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That's what I'm thinking.218
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I'm thinking he had a bad experience.219
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And from then on, it's like, oh, no, no, I saw that shit before.220
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No, no, no, no.221
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Homie, don't do that.222
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Anyway, the craft had many colored lights and gave off potent.223
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Well, it didn't say A.224
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The craft had many colored lights and gave off potent heat wave.225
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This is night. Okay, so this horse has got to be brain dead.226
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Doesn't make any sense.227
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We're looking for bullshit.228
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To me, this is bullshit.229
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He continued riding.230
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And about 50 yards beyond, he came upon the object on the ground.231
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That's got to be one dumb ass horse.232
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Maybe duct taped its eyes over.233
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I don't know.234
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Two little men were standing near it.235
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So nothing is going to spook this horse.236
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Okay.237
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These had large eyes and long hair.238
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Long hair.239
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That's kind of unusual.240
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Big eyes is common.241
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Long hair, not so much.242
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They're like hippie aliens or something.243
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Okay, one asked him to help them.244
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Really?245
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Okay.246
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This is starting to weird me out.247
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One asked him to help them.248
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And then one reached up and touched his shoulder.249
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Okay.250
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Now, okay.251
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We're finding bullshit here.252
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The alarm system in the back of my brain is spooling up.253
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It's winding up.254
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The klaxons are starting to chirp and the red lights are slowly getting brighter.255
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They're starting to spin.256
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I'm not buying that they're walking along on the horse at night and the thing goes 10 feet over their head and the horse does nothing.257
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It has colored lights and gives off potent heat and the horse does nothing.258
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And the horse just keeps clippity clopping along and he comes upon the object on the ground and the horse does nothing.259
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Two little men were standing near it.260
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They probably smelled something weird.261
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The horse did nothing.262
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They had large eyes and long hair and the horse does nothing.263
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One asked him to help them.264
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So what are we waiting on?265
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Come on.266
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He's suggesting that he just rode right on up to him.267
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He doesn't stop 50 or 100 yards off and study the situation.268
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He just clippity clop clippity.269
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Oh, there's a flying saucer.270
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Oh, yeah, there's some aliens.271
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Come on.272
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Let's go talk to him.273
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I'm not buying that crap.274
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I'm sorry.275
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I'm not.276
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No, no, we're starting to see bullshit here.277
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One of them asked him to help them.278
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Really?279
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And in what Spanish Swahili telepathy.280
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I don't know.281
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Wouldn't you say if this happened to you, wouldn't you say, yeah, man, he spoke German.282
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And then one reached up and touched his shoulder.283
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So he's so close, he him and the horse and horses just came in.284
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Got any oats?285
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I don't believe it.286
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I don't know.287
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Maybe Brazilian horses are really stupid.288
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I don't know.289
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I mean, there's no self-preservation instinct going on here at all for this horse.290
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I mean, you can desensitize a horse so that not much of anything bothers him.291
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But you would have to have some aliens to use as training.292
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OK.293
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And I doubt that, you know, Geraldo had any.294
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OK.295
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So one of the aliens touches Geraldo on the shoulder.296
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Suddenly, Geraldo found herself floating down to the ground with the frightened horse running off.297
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Now the stupid jackass donkey horse runs off.298
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What the hell?299
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OK.300
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Oh, wait.301
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Now this is still not, this is really not making any sense.302
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Come on, people.303
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Geraldo apparently is still on the horse when he rides up to him.304
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OK.305
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OK.306
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Got it.307
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He's sitting on the horse.308
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He rides right on up to him.309
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And one of them reaches up and touches Geraldo on the shoulder.310
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Now it just says a little ways above that they were two little men.311
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OK.312
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Unless the horse is two feet tall.313
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And Geraldo is two feet tall sitting on the horse.314
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You know, that's about three feet.315
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So this little alien cannot reach up and touch him on the shoulder.316
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And Geraldo says that once he got touched, he found himself floating down to the ground off the horse.317
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He floats off of the horse and down to the ground and the horse is OK.318
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That's enough of this crap.319
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I'm out of here.320
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And the frightened horse runs off.321
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Only then.322
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I'm not buying this at all.323
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He remembered yelling for help and then blacked out.324
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The next day he was found lying in a nearby bamboo grove.325
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What about his clothing?326
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See, they don't tell you that part.327
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You know, if Geraldo made this shit up, he's not going to tell you.328
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He had a red six inch scar on the inside of one arm and five tiny puncture wounds, two on each side of his chest.329
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And waist and one on his left shoulder.330
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OK, the horse had silver edging around them.331
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Decorative? No, no, no, no.332
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Which gradually disappeared as the injuries healed.333
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He could barely speak after the encounter and lost his vigorous energy.334
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OK, well, there's quite a few stories where, you know, people have some kind of encounter thing.335
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And they're never quite the same again.336
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And I don't like those stories at all because I really, really worry that at least one of them is true.337
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Because that's a bad thing to have happen to you.338
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You don't want an alien encounter to completely knock you off your rails.339
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And then for the whole rest of your life, you're off on another path that you didn't intend to be on.340
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Says he lost his vigorous energy.341
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Maybe he also turned stupid, you know, or something like that.342
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I don't know.343
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The horse was never found.344
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No, I didn't say that. I don't know what happened to the horse.345
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Nobody's bothered to tell us.346
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OK, credibility or not? No, there's too much crap here.347
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No, nine. Yet.348
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OK, Wantage, New Jersey, May 1977, time is night.349
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Ah, the sundial.350
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The Seitz family had been disturbed by something that had broken into their barn and crushed several of their rabbits to death.351
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OK, OK, so we need we need more stuff here.352
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Crushed them to death. What?353
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Like in a vice?354
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Was there was there teeth?355
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Teeth holes with crushed?356
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How exactly?357
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Come on.358
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The predator returned that night.359
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How do they know it's the same predator?360
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They saw it before.361
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And sites saw it clearly standing in their well lit yard.362
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It was big and hairy.363
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Mrs. Sites reported it was brown.364
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OK, or, you know, we're leaning towards the big foot here so far.365
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It was brown.366
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It does look like a human with a beard and mustache.367
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Big and hairy.368
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OK, well, I think when I when I hear big and hairy, I think hairy, you know, like a like a bear.369
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OK, so if you got something like a bear that's completely covered with with hair, how are you going to know if it has a beard and mustache?370
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It looks just like manicured and groomed.371
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So it so it is like set apart from the rest of its hair, you know, and I'm kind of doubting that it was brown.372
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It looked like a human with a beard and mustache.373
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It had no neck.374
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OK, that's common to report.375
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I don't have a neck either.376
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So what the hell?377
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It looked like its head was just sitting on its shoulders.378
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Excuse me that all the time.379
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OK.380
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And I just say, you know, it's shrinkage.381
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It had big red glowing eyes.382
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When the site's dog attacked it, that creature effortlessly swatted away, sending it flying about 20 feet.383
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On subsequent nights, the site saw the creature several more times.384
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OK, now, now, come on.385
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Come on.386
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OK, people living on farms, they have guns.387
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They all have guns.388
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There's no farmers that don't have guns.389
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And they're used to shooting stuff all damn time.390
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They shoot stuff all the damn time.391
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They do. It's their life.392
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Sometimes each other, you know, whatever.393
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So they didn't shoot at this thing, but it came back again and again several more times.394
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OK, this is 1977 New Jersey.395
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They had telephones.396
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Nobody called the sheriff.397
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Presumably this is rural, and so it would have been the domain of the sheriff.398
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Nobody called the sheriff or any investigator or nobody got a picture.399
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OK, so they're waiting for this thing in the first place before it ever comes the first time.400
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OK, so it comes that one night.401
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So they know it's real.402
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So wouldn't you rush to Home Depot and buy every damn security camera they've got403
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and stick them on every tree and bush and porch post and it?404
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No, no, they didn't do anything.405
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They just, oh, yeah, there's that Bigfoot again.406
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There he is. Yeah.407
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We ain't got no rabbits left, asshole.408
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Eat the dog. We don't care. He's not much good anyway.409
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Bullshit. I call bullshit on.410
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I don't see anything of value here.411
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And even if they had video from seven different cameras to prove this thing existed,412
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I'm not seeing flying saucers.413
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And that's all we care about.414
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You know, maybe someday we'll do Bigfoot's, but I doubt it.415
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Near Gusa, Italy, May 5th, 1977.416
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And it's midnight because the truck driver had made a rest stop at a truck stop on the highway417
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when suddenly a yellow light illuminated the cabin inside of the truck, I presume.418
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The truck driver had made a rest rest stop.419
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So what he made a rest. OK, OK.420
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He made a rest stop. I think he went in and got dinner or something.421
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No, he just stopped because he's tired and he's sitting in the truck.422
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And a yellow light illuminated the cab of the truck. OK.423
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The light originated from a gray metallic oval shaped object424
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that was hovering near the witness truck close to the ground.425
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How big? We don't know.426
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It had a rotating ring around its middle and two circular openings,427
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one on top and the other on its bottom.428
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OK, OK. Come on. See, this is why we go line by line.429
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If I just read that and then I went on to the next line, you'd be thinking,430
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Oh, yeah, OK, it looked like it looked like this and it had a431
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had an opening in the top and the bottom.432
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And then they then he says the figure was wearing and we would skim through that.433
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And you would miss this important clue. OK.434
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It had a rotating ring around its middle and two circular openings,435
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one on top and the other on its bottom.436
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Now, what did this turkey guy say just a minute ago?437
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It's hovering. This guy's in a truck.438
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He's in a big truck. He's up high.439
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This thing is hovering close near the truck close to the ground.440
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How does he see the opening on the bottom?441
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This bullshit, you know, unless somebody wrote this down incorrectly,442
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this is lying bullshit.443
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And it makes me testy and I start swearing a lot.444
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I say the F word really a lot because I hate being pumped.445
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OK, so far, I'm you know, if he can't redeem himself in the next few lines,446
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I'm I'm just calling bullshit on this rotating ring,447
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two circular openings, one on the top and other on its bottom.448
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And he saw that because it's hovering near the truck and close to the ground.449
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Crap.450
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They figure wearing a dark gray coverall and a helmet could be seen451
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seen inside one of the openings.452
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Which one?453
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It seemed to be controlling and directing the yellow beam of light.454
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He then made some hand gestures toward the witness as if greeting him455
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or flipping him off, you know, whatever.456
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A flattened area was found on the grassy field.457
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The end.458
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No.459
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I mean, you know, if he went on for another two or three pages460
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and he somehow dug himself out of some of the incongruencies here,461
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he could redeem himself, get himself a grain of sand.462
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But but he just stopped.463
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And, you know, we don't know if he was probed.464
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I mean, we presume he was because, you know, pretty much everybody is.465
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Some admit it, some don't.466
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But, you know, I'm not given credibility there whatsoever.467
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OK, so before, you know, continuing on to the next case, we couldn't make it.468
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We had to had to stop and turn the air conditioners back on469
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and the fans and all that crap because it just we went 30 minutes.470
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And it couldn't go anymore. We were dying.471
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It just couldn't go anymore. So.472
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Right now, at this moment, the fans and all the crap are turned back on.473
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You probably hear in the background, I don't know.474
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We're going to filter it out as best as we can.475
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And we'll see if you can tell the difference with all that stuff running.476
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So here we're at we're at minute.477
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We're at minute 33 and 50 seconds.478
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So I'm going to stop it now.479
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I'm going to pause it again and let the room cool down.480
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And then we'll start it again without the fans and the crap.481
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OK, so we've cooled it down to the point now482
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where, you know, even the spittle.483
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Even the slobber that routinely.484
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All's onto the keyboard.485
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Is now frozen.486
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So we'll try to go another 30 minutes.487
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I remember there was a there was a video when I was a kid.488
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,000
Some guys in Alaska near the North Pole and he has to pee.489
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000
So he does.490
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:31,000
And supposedly, you know, before it hit the ground, it was frozen.491
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000
And he looked and looked. I couldn't really tell if that was the case.492
00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:40,000
There was a time I lived in way up on a mountaintop in New Mexico.493
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:42,000
Let's see how we were.494
00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,000
Eighty nine hundred feet, eighty nine hundred feet.495
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:53,000
And we hit one winter, we hit 59 below Fahrenheit.496
00:34:53,000 --> 00:34:56,000
And I tried it again and it didn't it didn't work.497
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000
So whatever.498
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,000
This is a Hainault Forest, London, England.499
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:06,000
OK, it's hard for me to imagine that England has any forests, but, you know, whatever.500
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:09,000
It's more like parks, right?501
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:12,000
OK, May 8th, 1977.502
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,000
I was nineteen hundred. Oh, my God, they've got a clock.503
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000
Nineteen hundred, seven o'clock at night.504
00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:24,000
OK, two men were parked in a marshy densely wooded area of the forest.505
00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:29,000
In parentheses, it says a park.506
00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:34,000
Oh, my God, what did I say?507
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:37,000
OK, yeah, well, I'm vindicated.508
00:35:37,000 --> 00:35:43,000
A park near Cabin Hill and were walking their dog in a light rain509
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,000
when they heard a rustling sound in the bushes.510
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,000
OK, OK, I just got a bad feeling about this.511
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000
They then observed a huge figure.512
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:55,000
What is this fricking Bigfoot Knight?513
00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:58,000
Come on, I, I.514
00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000
Geez, OK, whatever.515
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,000
I mean, we started it. We got to continue.516
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:09,000
They then observed a huge figure about eight feet tall and four feet wide.517
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,000
You've got to be kidding me.518
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:16,000
Crossed their path about 25 feet away and disappeared again into the woods.519
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,000
Well, I don't know.520
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:22,000
I don't know what they have there for bears in England.521
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:24,000
I assume they ate them all, you know, generations ago.522
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:26,000
I don't know.523
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:31,000
A bear could be eight feet tall and appear to be four feet.524
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:36,000
Yeah, could, because I ran into one in northern Canada one time.525
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,000
We were hungry.526
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:40,000
I mean, hungry, seriously hungry.527
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:43,000
Middle of nowhere, really in the middle of nowhere from our cabin528
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:50,000
to the nearest dirt road was 450 miles.529
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:53,000
We were hungry. We had one.530
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:55,000
No, we had two rounds. Oh, I'm not going to tell a story.531
00:36:55,000 --> 00:37:00,000
Anyway, it was a big bear and the trail was wide.532
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000
The trail was wide enough that we could walk side by side,533
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,000
each of us carrying a rifle and not touch each other.534
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000
And we came across a bear.535
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:12,000
And when he ran down the road, not a road,536
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:18,000
but just a path, he was brushing each side.537
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,000
His body was brushing each side of this path.538
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,000
So he was bigish. He was four feet wide at least.539
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:28,000
Okay.540
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,000
Okay, they see this thing eight feet tall, four feet wide.541
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:33,000
Cross their path about 25 feet away and disappear again into the woods.542
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Okay.543
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,000
I'm still thinking bear.544
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,000
It was, oh well.545
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,000
They say it was dark blue color.546
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
Okay.547
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,000
Well, maybe not a bear then.548
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,000
But brighter than its surroundings.549
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,000
Okay.550
00:37:47,000 --> 00:37:49,000
At seven o'clock at night, it's may,551
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,000
would have been, would have been, you know, somewhat darkish.552
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:58,000
At that latitude.553
00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:04,000
It was dark blue color, but brighter than its surroundings.554
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,000
I don't know what the hell.555
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,000
No distinct arms or legs were discerned.556
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,000
The reason for the investigation had been reported in the area a few days earlier.557
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:21,000
The reason for the investigator being at the site at the time he encountered the witnesses.558
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000
Okay.559
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000
Well, they didn't really lead us into that, did they?560
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,000
They just talked about two guys, but apparently,561
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:36,000
apparently this investigator was actually right there when the guys,562
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000
I don't know what they came running over to him or something.563
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:39,000
I don't know what the hell.564
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000
This is a stupid little story and I don't believe a word of it.565
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,000
I think they saw a bear.566
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,000
All right.567
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:57,000
Sarah Branca Pereira, Brazil, May 10th, 1977, times 11 a.m.568
00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Okay.569
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:02,000
Three and a half year old Maria do Socorro,570
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:06,000
accompanying her grandmother to do the laundry,571
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:10,000
vanished suddenly and was gone for 22 hours572
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:17,000
when she unexpectedly turned up at the doorway to her family's garden.573
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:27,000
This happens way more than it should, but occasionally when this happens,574
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:32,000
there's a really weird story to go with it and I'm betting that's why it's in my collection.575
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:37,000
They said she had seen a beautiful woman with a white scarf on her head576
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:42,000
and was irresistibly attracted to a strong beam of light,577
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,000
which she ran behind.578
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,000
What?579
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Come on.580
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:49,000
Makes sense, people.581
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:55,000
The little girl said she had seen a beautiful woman with a white scarf on her head582
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:59,000
and was irresistibly attracted to a strong beam of light,583
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,000
which she ran behind.584
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,000
What does that mean?585
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,000
She was attracted to the strong beam of light, so she ran behind it.586
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:10,000
I don't know what the hell.587
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:11,000
Okay.588
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:12,000
She's three and a half for God's sake.589
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:16,000
When I was three and a half, I could talk.590
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:23,000
I mean, I remember my earliest memories start just before age three.591
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,000
Not too coherent.592
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,000
Anyway, well, I don't know.593
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:30,000
What the hell?594
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,000
You had video?595
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:34,000
Okay.596
00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:39,000
The woman spoke to the child, but she did not open her mouth to talk.597
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:46,000
And the three and a half year old little girl observes this, I guess.598
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Friends and neighbors spent the entire day searching the area where she had last been seen599
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,000
without finding a trace.600
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,000
The child mysteriously turned up at the family's home.601
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000
You already said that.602
00:40:55,000 --> 00:41:01,000
It was assumed by all involved that the phenomenon was of an apparently extraterrestrial intervention.603
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,000
No object was seen.604
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:04,000
Okay.605
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,000
Could be a ghost.606
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,000
Could be a, who the hell knows?607
00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,000
Could be dumb luck.608
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:12,000
You know, she just, she fell asleep somewhere and woke up randomly.609
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,000
Ended up on a street she recognized, went to the door.610
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,000
I don't know.611
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Credibility?612
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
No, I can't.613
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,000
Nothing at all.614
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,000
St. Bride's Pembrokeshire, Wales.615
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:31,000
Oh, well then.616
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:32,000
Yeah.617
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,000
A lot of family from Wales.618
00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:37,000
May 15th, 1977.619
00:41:37,000 --> 00:41:38,000
Time is 1505.620
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,000
So 3 0 5 in the afternoon.621
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:50,000
Twin sisters had gone into Middlecliff Field at St. Bride's, not far from their home at622
00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Ripperston Farm to play games.623
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,000
Okay.624
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,000
Two sisters, they go into the field, not far from their home, they want to play some games.625
00:41:58,000 --> 00:41:59,000
Okay.626
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,000
Okay.627
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:07,000
It was just after 1500 when they saw a silver-suited figure walking about 60, 70 feet away.628
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:12,000
The figure, walking away from the children, went up to a hedge, seemed to walk through629
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,000
the barbed wire fence adjacent to it, and then disappeared.630
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000
Okay.631
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,000
This is, this is, this is weirdo crazy stuff.632
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:24,000
That, unfortunately, has been reported again and again and again and again.633
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,000
Sometimes you've got multiple witnesses and they say, man, this thing, whatever the hell634
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:32,000
it was, it walked right to that fence and we're waiting for it to, you know, push the635
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
fence down or jump over it or crawl under it or something.636
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:37,000
No, it just kept running and walking through it.637
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:41,000
And so I suppose a lot of people would say, well, maybe we're looking at some kind of638
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:46,000
interdimensional thing that is not, you know, fully formed in this dimension.639
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:52,000
And I don't know any better explanation, even though that seems so bizarre that it640
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,000
cannot possibly make any sense at all.641
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,000
I don't know of anything better to say.642
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
So, okay.643
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:05,000
On the other side of the field, a silvery white plate-like object with a red light was644
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,000
seen to land.645
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:14,000
A ramp-like stairway came out and a red box was ejected down the stairway to the ground.646
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,000
Care package.647
00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:23,000
You deliver a care package to this silver-suited whatever the hell.648
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000
Hmm.649
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000
The mission, yeah, okay.650
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,000
Okay.651
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:32,000
They say the mission completed, comma, the stairs were retracted and a door in the object652
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
shut and the object took off.653
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000
That's what they're doing.654
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:40,000
They're delivering something to this weird thing walking around there.655
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,000
Huh.656
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,000
They ran home for their mommy.657
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,000
Yeah, as would I.658
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:54,000
But there's no sign of the object or figure in the field, although an object was again659
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:57,000
seen flying seaward.660
00:43:57,000 --> 00:44:01,000
Large footprints were found in the grass at the landing site.661
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,000
Okay.662
00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,000
Well, okay.663
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:09,000
Well, at least we got a damn flying something out of this.664
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:15,000
They don't say how old these little carpet sharks are.665
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,000
If they're four, then credibility goes down.666
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:23,000
If they're in their 20s, that would help.667
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:28,000
But they don't tell us, of course, because they don't really care.668
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,000
Credibility or not.669
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,000
Yeah, I can't dismiss it.670
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,000
Could have happened.671
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Could have happened.672
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Could have happened just like this.673
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,000
Could have.674
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:36,000
Maybe.675
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,000
Possibly.676
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,000
Can I go a grain of sand?677
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Yeah, I'll go a grain of sand.678
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Okay.679
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,000
One grain of sand goes into the bucket.680
00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,000
Okay.681
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,000
Now the bucket is so much more full.682
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,000
Okay.683
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:52,000
Foote Dale, Pennsylvania, May 15th, 1977.684
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Time is night.685
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
I've got a watch.686
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:00,000
I think a lot of people have a watch.687
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Really.688
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:10,000
A married couple was driving home when their headlights picked up a seven foot...689
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
This is Bigfoot night.690
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:18,000
When their headlights picked up a seven foot tall, dark, hairy figure standing on the road.691
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,000
What the hell?692
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:24,000
It had shaggy reddish brown hair over its entire body.693
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:32,000
The creature seemed to glide above the ground with its head and shoulders slumped.694
00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,000
It disappeared into a nearby ravine.695
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:44,000
Moments later, the same witnesses reported a strange nocturnal light maneuvering in the area.696
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:49,000
I was taken as a Bigfoot case.697
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,000
I don't know why.698
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:52,000
I don't know why I've got Bigfoot stuff in here.699
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,000
I thought I had gotten them out.700
00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:03,000
But we started out with somewhere 9,200, 9,600 reports, something like that.701
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:08,000
I don't know why a string search didn't catch them all.702
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,000
Obviously it didn't because there are still some in here.703
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:19,000
I don't really do Bigfoot's big feet, Bigfoot, whatever.704
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:26,000
Unless there's 18 people seeing them going in and out of a flying saucer and patting other aliens on the back.705
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:34,000
That's the only time I get immersed in Bigfoot.706
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:43,000
Even if this is absolutely true and they got video of that, there's no connection.707
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:44,000
I mean, they saw a strange light.708
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Hell, I can look up in the sky anytime.709
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:51,000
I see all kinds of strange lights up there, about a million of them.710
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000
OK, here's the best I can do.711
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:54,000
Best I can do.712
00:46:54,000 --> 00:47:03,000
I can give it the dust, the dust off the ass of one grain of sand.713
00:47:03,000 --> 00:47:04,000
OK, there you go.714
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000
So we're not skunked for the night.715
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:10,000
There's Milford Town, Wales.716
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,000
We seem to be in the Wales zone right here.717
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,000
I don't know why I'm going sequentially because I'm too lazy to spin the dial.718
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:22,000
Middle of May 1977, time is 0300 a.m., 3 in the morning.719
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:28,000
A bright light shining into her bedroom window suddenly awakened a 17 year old girl.720
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:33,000
OK, everybody knows I don't like any report where people say they were sleeping and then they woke up721
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:40,000
because 99.999 on a couple of hundred nines percent of the time they didn't really wake up.722
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:47,000
They just dreamed some shit and then they woke up in the morning and they told people about it.723
00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,000
They said it was real.724
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:55,000
Looking out, she saw a hovering silvery disk that had a green light around its edge.725
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:59,000
A short humanoid figure then appeared standing at the window.726
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,000
The little man had long hair, slanted eyes.727
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Oh, what the heck?728
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Something's going on.729
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,000
Aliens.730
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Aliens are coming.731
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:13,000
Hold on. What the heck?732
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000
OK, I...733
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:16,000
Oh, there it goes again.734
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000
I don't know what the heck that is.735
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:24,000
We're in essentially a concrete bunker on the top of a building, 24 floors, 25 floors up.736
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:28,000
I have no idea what that is.737
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,000
OK, now I know.738
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,000
It's a cleaning crew.739
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:34,000
It's a freaking cleaning crew.740
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:40,000
On top of the building, next to our little concrete bunker thing.741
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,000
What are they cleaning?742
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000
I have no clue.743
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,000
This is essentially a ghost building.744
00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:47,000
OK.745
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:54,000
You know, I mean, where do you go to get a quiet environment?746
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,000
Holy crap.747
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Hold on. OK.748
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000
Oh my God.749
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,000
Let's just do this again.750
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:06,000
Milford Town, Wales, middle of May, 1977, 3 o'clock in the morning, bright light shining into her bedroom window.751
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,000
Suddenly awakened a 17 year old girl.752
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:11,000
Right.753
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:16,000
Looking out, she saw a hovering silvery disk that had a green light around its edge.754
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,000
OK, nice dream.755
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:19,000
Little girl.756
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:24,000
A short humanoid figure then appeared standing at the window.757
00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:29,000
What window? Her window or a window on the hovering disk?758
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:36,000
We don't know because people, you know, can't tell a story.759
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:38,000
The little man had long hair.760
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,000
Again, long hair.761
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:40,000
That's pretty uncommon.762
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:47,000
But here we get two in one in one night, two in one night with long hair, slanted eyebrows, normal eyes and a curved nose.763
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:50,000
So he's really close.764
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,000
He wore a one piece silvery suit.765
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:54,000
OK. How many times?766
00:49:54,000 --> 00:49:55,000
How many times?767
00:49:55,000 --> 00:50:01,000
One billion times they talk about a silvery suit that's virtually always tight fitting.768
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:06,000
With a high neck collar and mittens on his hands.769
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:08,000
Well, it would have been cold there.770
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000
Yeah. OK.771
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000
Wales sucks.772
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000
I'm sorry.773
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,000
It sucks.774
00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:16,000
OK.775
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:19,000
High neck collar mittens on mittens on his hands.776
00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:25,000
The being stood there staring at the witness who then closed the curtains and went back to bed.777
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,000
OK. Bullshit. Bullshit alert.778
00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,000
Nobody sees that and just goes back to bed.779
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,000
No, no. That was a dream.780
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,000
Good night.781
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,000
OK. Holy crap.782
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,000
What? What's a crap?783
00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:40,000
I'm tired of this whole region right now.784
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,000
I get out of it.785
00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,000
It's ticking me off. Ticking me off.786
00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:45,000
OK. Here we go.787
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,000
This is Nebraska.788
00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,000
Nebraska. Exact location not given. OK.789
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,000
Well, it's going to be a credible report, isn't it?790
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:55,000
People. Exact location not given.791
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:57,000
North, south, east, west.792
00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:00,000
I mean, Omaha. We don't know.793
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:02,000
Summer 1980.794
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,000
Afternoon.795
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:15,000
In the past several days, family members at an isolated location had seen on numerous occasions little men running around the grounds carrying flashlight-like implements.796
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:17,000
OK. It's the annual meeting of the little people.797
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,000
OK. Come on. It's no big deal.798
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:25,000
At times the little men would shine the lights into the windows at the witnesses.799
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:28,000
Well, they're hoping to see something, you know.800
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:32,000
They're hoping to see some stuff they're not supposed to see.801
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,000
The police were called, but nothing was found.802
00:51:34,000 --> 00:51:36,000
OK.803
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:45,000
This has passed all the checks and made it into this database.804
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,000
Some heads are going to roll.805
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,000
OK. Near Marabella, Spain. Summer 1980.806
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,000
Times afternoon.807
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,000
The main witness was riding a tour bus near Marabella.808
00:51:56,000 --> 00:52:00,000
The sun was setting over a beautiful calm sea and a vast and empty blue sky.809
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,000
Sounds nice.810
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:03,000
Wish I could see it.811
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:08,000
Suddenly a few people turned to look out of the side window to the rear of the bus.812
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:11,000
He turned to see why. As would I.813
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:17,000
He then saw a spherical white object about the size of a small house, very bright.814
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:20,000
I like it so far.815
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:24,000
There's nothing obviously insane yet.816
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:32,000
At the front, which he presumed was a window, was what looked like a tall man standing erect.817
00:52:32,000 --> 00:52:34,000
Hmm.818
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:40,000
Sphere. There's a lot of reports of completely spherical things.819
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,000
Ships or something.820
00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:51,000
It seems counterintuitive, but lots of reports of it.821
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,000
OK. He sees a tall man standing erect.822
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,000
He appeared to be wearing a black suit.823
00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:03,000
His face was white and he was wearing what looked like large dark glasses.824
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,000
OK. That's a little bit of an alert for me.825
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:10,000
You know, you've got some who can make it here.826
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:15,000
People of race can make it here from Zeta Reticuli in a spherical ship.827
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:17,000
You know.828
00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:26,000
I'm not buying that they still have eyesight problems that they have to correct with eyeglasses.829
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:30,000
It doesn't say these are corrective lenses.830
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,000
Wearing dark glasses.831
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,000
Maybe, let's see what time it is. This is afternoon.832
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,000
Maybe he's got a problem.833
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:38,000
He comes from a place where the sunlight is different.834
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,000
He comes to this system and it's got our sunlight.835
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000
Maybe it hurts his eyes or something.836
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:47,000
Maybe he's wearing dark glasses for that reason.837
00:53:47,000 --> 00:53:50,000
Maybe he comes from freaking Pluto.838
00:53:50,000 --> 00:53:51,000
No.839
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:55,000
Let's just say he comes from Pluto and it's really freaking dark there.840
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:59,000
He comes here and it's really, really bright and he's got to wear shades.841
00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,000
That could be.842
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:06,000
The UFO remained for about a minute, then shot backwards and out of sight over the horizon.843
00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:11,000
The UFO had been to within 20 meters from the bus.844
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,000
OK.845
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,000
1980, nobody got a picture.846
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000
Well, maybe they did.847
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:21,000
Let's say 11 people got a picture of this and they put it on whatever.848
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,000
They put it on a website somewhere.849
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:26,000
If you're going to look at it and you're going to say, yeah, right, sure.850
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,000
Sure thing, man.851
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,000
OK. So there's no point.852
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:34,000
There's no point in ever posting any kind of a UFO picture because it just.853
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,000
What's the point?854
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:38,000
There's a billion, billion, godzillion, trillion of them out there.855
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:46,000
We have no clue what ones might possibly be legitimate or which ones are hoaxed.856
00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:48,000
And the vast, vast, vast majority of them are hoaxed.857
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,000
So what is the point?858
00:54:49,000 --> 00:54:51,000
There's no point.859
00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:53,000
There's no point at all.860
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:57,000
OK. Credibility.861
00:54:57,000 --> 00:55:00,000
Possibly.862
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:04,000
Grain of sand.863
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:08,000
OK. Everybody tells me to stop wringing my hands, you know, about whether or not864
00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,000
it should be one grain of sand or two grains of sand, because it don't matter.865
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:16,000
OK. Calgary, Alberta, Canada, summer 1980, times morning.866
00:55:16,000 --> 00:55:22,000
The witness, John McLeod, began seeing a strange little man at the bus stop on867
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:25,000
weekday mornings.868
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,000
OK. It's not funny.869
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:31,000
I'm only laughing because there is one report where a couple of ladies saw some870
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,000
little tiny beings at a bus stop and it's fricking hilarious.871
00:55:34,000 --> 00:55:37,000
It's been covered before.872
00:55:37,000 --> 00:55:40,000
You know, probably should be covered again.873
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:42,000
I covered it way, way, way back.874
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:43,000
I don't know where.875
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:47,000
Anyway, this guy's at another bus stop and he sees a strange little man.876
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:50,000
Could be a little people, you know.877
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,000
I saw the weirdest damn thing.878
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:59,000
I was in a truck stop restaurant in New Mexico, Gallup, New Mexico, a couple of879
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:03,000
lifetimes ago, really like five or six lifetimes ago.880
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:07,000
We're sitting there, a few of us.881
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Excuse me.882
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:13,000
And it is normal people, it's pretty full, not completely full, but pretty full.883
00:56:13,000 --> 00:56:16,000
A big restaurant, pretty full.884
00:56:16,000 --> 00:56:25,000
And in walks a little man, probably three and a half feet tall, one, two, three,885
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,000
three and a half, no more than four feet.886
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:36,000
He's wearing quintessential leprechaun clothing, black pointy shoes, green887
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:40,000
leotards, weird hat thing.888
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:45,000
His features are in every possible way leprechaun.889
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:51,000
Actually, I'm not up on my leprechaun lore.890
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:56,000
There were a number of things, you know, it could be the wrong term for him.891
00:56:56,000 --> 00:57:01,000
But he looked like one of those kind of thing people thing from mythology.892
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:08,000
And at his side was a woman the same size, a little bit shorter, who looked893
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:10,000
exactly the same.894
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:15,000
They were, you know, they were little people.895
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:22,000
And I have to presume that they dressed up on purpose to look like this.896
00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:25,000
For what reason, I don't know.897
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,000
I mean, maybe they were going to a party.898
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:33,000
This was, you know, like noon or one in the afternoon, something like that.899
00:57:33,000 --> 00:57:40,000
And they looked very intent on making their way through the crowd, a lot of900
00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:41,000
people standing.901
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:47,000
And they weaved through the crowd and they went to an empty table way other902
00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:51,000
end of the restaurant from us and sat down next to the window.903
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:54,000
And then the people kind of closed in and I didn't get to see them again.904
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:57,000
We left and I never did see them again.905
00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,000
But, you know, they were real, whatever the hell they were, they were real.906
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:03,000
I don't know.907
00:58:03,000 --> 00:58:07,000
Anyway, so John McCloud began seeing a strange little man at the bus stop,908
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:12,000
OK, on weekday morning, only weekday, you know, because aliens, you know,909
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:14,000
they take weekends off.910
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:19,000
He looked weird and unusual in ways.911
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:21,000
I probably wanted to say in multiple ways.912
00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:29,000
For example, his skin and eyes and hair all looked artificial.913
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:33,000
OK, I'm trying to think back to these two little people I saw.914
00:58:33,000 --> 00:58:42,000
They didn't necessarily look artificial, but they looked as if they had915
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:47,000
worked really, really hard at their look.916
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:54,000
OK, he wore a gray suit and briefcase that for what?917
00:58:54,000 --> 00:58:59,000
I'm sorry. These are cold reads, you know, sometimes I struggle with them.918
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:03,000
I have to sort of iron them out as I go.919
00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:10,000
He wore a gray suit and briefcase for that, quote, totally normal look920
00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:13,000
and always stared at the paper.921
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:21,000
OK, so this guy is trying to say that this little person is trying to look normal.922
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:24,000
OK, well, maybe he was, maybe just perfect, fricking normal.923
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,000
He's just a little person going about his business.924
00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:30,000
What the hell? Cut him some slack and always stared at the paper.925
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,000
He never made a sound, never looked up.926
00:59:32,000 --> 00:59:36,000
Well, he probably learned through his life that if you look up and make eye contact927
00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:43,000
with assholes who want to stare at you, you know, good things don't come from that.928
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,000
His eyes never scanned the page or blinked.929
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:48,000
Yeah, because he's just trying to avoid trouble.930
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,000
He's just trying to, he doesn't care about the newspaper.931
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,000
He just wants to be left alone.932
00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:54,000
OK, there's nothing alien yet.933
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:59,000
I mean, maybe he's going to, you know, jump up and shoot purple smoke out of his ass934
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:00,000
and fly around or something.935
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:04,000
But so far, he's just a normal little person wanting to be left alone.936
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:08,000
He never turned the page. Yeah, he doesn't care about the paper.937
01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:15,000
He just, he always got on the bus with the witness and stayed on until after his stop.938
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:18,000
OK, oh my God, that means he's an alien.939
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:22,000
The witness thought the little man looked something, looked like something disguised as a human being.940
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:28,000
Well, you know, little people, some of them look a little bit different than larger people.941
01:00:28,000 --> 01:00:36,000
You know, come on, I mean, you know, get the hell out of that stupid little town and go around the world and see some shit, you know.942
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:42,000
This went on exactly the same every day for a few days.943
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:49,000
Then one day he wasn't there, but he got on at the next stop around the corner.944
01:00:49,000 --> 01:00:53,000
Well, OK, OK, I mean, we're trying to debunk this shit.945
01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:57,000
Hopefully we can't debunk it, but we got to try.946
01:00:57,000 --> 01:01:03,000
So this little person probably had some problem with somebody at that bus stop.947
01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:07,000
I got tired of it. So I went to the next bus stop.948
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:12,000
Geez, talk about conspiracy theories.949
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:17,000
But the next day he was back at the witness bus stop and got on with him again.950
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,000
And then at. What the hell?951
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:26,000
And then at the next stop around the corner, another guy got on who looked exactly like him.952
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,000
Oh, hell, it's a little people alien clone.953
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:33,000
Little people think what the hell they both stared at their papers.954
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:38,000
Neither one of them. Well, little people, I'm sorry.955
01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:42,000
Little people have learned as we all have.956
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:47,000
Maybe little people more so than others, they have learned that there is safety in numbers.957
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:55,000
Maybe this is brother, maybe it's his friend, maybe, you know, just an acquaintance from a little people club.958
01:01:55,000 --> 01:02:02,000
OK, they both stared at their papers, neither one acknowledging the other's presence in any way.959
01:02:02,000 --> 01:02:09,000
OK, well, it could still be a kind of a self-defense thing, you know, just, you know.960
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:18,000
See no evil, speak no evil, you know, just mind your own business and hope to get to work without some kind of problem.961
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:29,000
What the witness found rather strange was that no one else on the bus appeared to notice that there were two absolutely identical guys on board with him.962
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:33,000
Well, maybe they're polite. Maybe they're just polite people.963
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:37,000
You know, the Canadians used to be well, this is 1980.964
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:41,000
I was up there. Well, I was up there in late 60s for a few years.965
01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:44,000
The people were polite then. Not so polite now.966
01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:57,000
They're kind of assholes now, but still in 1980, you know, they, you know, they weren't bad people, Canadians.967
01:02:57,000 --> 01:03:02,000
So I'm thinking to people, you know, that the little people want to be left alone.968
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:06,000
The people on the bus wanted to leave him alone.969
01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:12,000
And that was that, except for this one jackass who's writing this report.970
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,000
Ah, geez. OK.971
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:20,000
What the witness found rather strange was that no one else on the bus appeared to notice that they were two.972
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:24,000
They noticed them. They're just minding their own business. Dip shit.973
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:30,000
The witness felt, oh, God, it's so nice to swear. Oh, geez, I like it so much.974
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:34,000
The witness felt as if he was the only one that could see them.975
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:39,000
No, he's the only one who cared. He's the only one trying to make an issue of it.976
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:43,000
Geez, I'd guess I was a driver and kick this asshole.977
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:47,000
The witness moved out of the neighborhood the next day and never saw them again.978
01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:54,000
Aliens come. No, this guy needs a little psychiatric help. Suck.979
01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:59,000
Oh, man. OK, we're at the hour. We got here a short one, one paragraph.980
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:05,000
Let's kick this turkey out of here. West Jefferson, Ohio, summer, 1980, times night.981
01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:10,000
Around the same time. I've told you this before.982
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:15,000
The left eye, the left eye speaks what it sees. It can't stop it.983
01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:23,000
The right eye wanders ahead and sees shit. They just saw some really weird shit.984
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:32,000
Around the same time that witnesses reported encountering giant red eyed ape like creatures.985
01:04:32,000 --> 01:04:44,000
The witness reported seeing a red glowing something quote something out of mythology and described as a half horse, half man centaur.986
01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:50,000
That's a centaur. Half horse, half man. It's a centaur. What the hell? Just say a centaur.987
01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:55,000
It had pointed head and ears. OK.988
01:04:55,000 --> 01:05:02,000
Fiery slanted eyes, a beard. OK. Yeah, OK. OK.989
01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:10,000
And skinny wings. Well, the centaur with wings. OK, you know, in for a penny, in for a pound. Come on.990
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:19,000
The horrifying apparition moved across the yard on long cloven feet, leaving hoof prints in the ground.991
01:05:19,000 --> 01:05:33,000
West Jefferson, Ohio, summer 1980. OK, apparently a bunch of people saw this thing.992
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:36,000
OK, now.993
01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:40,000
If a bunch of people saw this thing.994
01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:44,000
And what they saw.995
01:05:44,000 --> 01:05:49,000
They see it only one time. They should see it like every day.996
01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:55,000
Wouldn't the entire neighborhood chase it?997
01:05:55,000 --> 01:06:03,000
Somebody dreamed this shit and they just wrote it down. OK, we almost got skunked.998
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:10,000
I think we gave something the hair off the ass of a grain of sand. I think that's the best we did. We're in a bad stretch here.999
01:06:10,000 --> 01:06:15,000
This is like number four or something where we're not getting hardly anything of any substance.1000
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:20,000
And sometimes it just happens like that. You know, you go fishing, sometimes you catch something, sometimes you don't.1001
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:23,000
That's just the way it works. Ladies.1002
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So, you know, next time you go fishing with your husband.1003
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Shut up.1004
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I want to go home now because I'm tired and I'm bored and I.1005
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You know that I don't like to go fishing, honey. Where the fuck did you take me out here, you stupid brute?1006
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Yeah, we've all been there.1007
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OK, that's it. And I'm done. I'm really so done.1008
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We're over an hour. OK.1009
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Hopefully the sound quality will be a little better. I mean, I'm going to run this to the ringer.1010
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There's no I mean, my my my instrumentation here is showing me that there is background noise. I can't hear it.1011
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But it's there. There's some kind of weird crap.1012
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You know, probably a mothership is hovering right above this building and, you know, it's of a frequency that humans can't hear something like that.1013
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So whatever that noise is, I'll try to take it out.1014
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And now this is our second 30 minute segment here with no air con and no fans.1015
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And it's just roasting. I mean, you know, bread could rise right here on the computer, right here next to it, right on the floor.1016
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Probably in the fridge also.1017
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All right. Thank you very much and good evening and good night.